# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 15
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/cvlfm5a
Kids were amazing for the dentist this morning; super proud! 😁
@jlj Cool πŸ‘Œ
@jlj Cool πŸ‘Œ
@jlj If I had kids, I’d probably teach them to floss from day 1. 🀣
@jlj If I had kids, I’d probably teach them to floss from day 1. 🀣
@jlj If I had kids, I’d probably teach them to floss from day 1. 🀣
@movq
> probably teach them to floss from day 1

One thing is teaching them, the other is having them do it, or do it right. πŸ˜‚
@fastidious Good thing I don’t have kids, eh? πŸ₯΄
@fastidious Good thing I don’t have kids, eh? πŸ₯΄
@fastidious Good thing I don’t have kids, eh? πŸ₯΄
@fastidious Ain't that the truth. And I'm hardly the best role model: while my cleaning was pretty quick, I was the longest in the chair of the four of us by a significant margin. ;-)
https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/brushyourteethlikeaspartan.jpg
@lyse Oldie but goodie πŸ˜‚
@lyse Bahahahaha πŸ˜‚
@lyse Bahahahaha πŸ˜‚