# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 1
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/dbcnxba
To me, the most amusing aspect of modern times is the belief that shedding tears on social media can actually bring about change. It's as if politicians are eagerly monitoring posts by random individuals, such as "CyberButtFanatic87" on Twitter, for insights into issues like pipeline explosions and energy production.

Nevertheless, I suppose it's a positive development that most of the meaningless noise, including ineffective change.org petitions, disappears into obscurity without much notice.