# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 10
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/dialauq
I think we should introduce Hiccup to yarn... LOL

Websites I visit still do this today, especially when loading websites. It's horrible.
@ullarah Bahahaha 🤣
@ullarah Bahahaha 🤣
@ullarah Member the days when the browser wouldn’t display the web site until it had fully loaded? 🤣
@ullarah Member the days when the browser wouldn’t display the web site until it had fully loaded? 🤣
@ullarah Member the days when the browser wouldn’t display the web site until it had fully loaded? 🤣
@movq I do! 😂😂😂 Gawd does that make me feel old 🤦‍♂️
@movq I do! 😂😂😂 Gawd does that make me feel old 🤦‍♂️
@movq oh god don't remind me.
Bwhahahahhahaaaaa, this is really great satire! I especially love the "made by a PRO" statement.

Back then you needed to wait but it hasn't changed in the meantime. Now we have the technology to quickly transfer and render things, but we still don't get fast response times, because people think they need to introduce silly animations everywhere.