# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 5
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/dwvxbsq
good morning. i want a tux plushie so bad i am going to eat drywall
good morning. i want a tux plushie so bad i am going to eat drywall
@kat I CAN'T FUCKING SEW I'M GOING TO BRIBE MY SISTER TO MAKE ME ONE
@kat I CAN'T FUCKING SEW I'M GOING TO BRIBE MY SISTER TO MAKE ME ONE
@kat I was about to say that you can always just buy one, but apparently that’s not so easy anymore?! What the heck happened? 🤨 There used to be several shops here in Germany that sold a variety of Tux plushies, but none of that exists anymore … 😳