# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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@lyse I would have picked 01 or 05 to premiere 😛. I like how the snow gives the trees and landscape that magical touch. I'll say, Friday's hike was a worthy one—but then again, I am yet not to like anything you bring from your escapades!
Oh, I forgot to comment about the necklace! How nice of people! I just wonder on whether or not she likes it. Also, seeing the drops on her forehead and face makes me want to pull a handkerchief, and give it to her. :-)
@lyse Having just watched a horror movie: That statue is unbelievable creepy. 😱 🥴
@lyse Having just watched a horror movie: That statue is unbelievable creepy. 😱 🥴
@lyse Having just watched a horror movie: That statue is unbelievable creepy. 😱 🥴
@fastidious Haha, gracias! I was heavily thinking about which to select as the teaser and wondering whether this time we agreed on one. But I still have to practise. :-) Next time I will bring my towel, one should always carry one anyways, right? @movq I'll measure her eyes as well and then craft a fitting sticker to soften her expression. But I heard you like watching horror movies, don't you?
@lyse I do, but I don’t know why. 🥴
@lyse I do, but I don’t know why. 🥴
@lyse I do, but I don’t know why. 🥴
What's the significance of the statue? 🤔
What's the significance of the statue? 🤔
Well, @prologic, this statue reminds movq of his old German teacher back in school, who forced him to read shitty books. Of course he didn't want to, because, well, they were shitty, so he also didn't do his homework. Instead, he played computer games and disassembled walkmen and portable radios to learn about electronics, which he was much more into. Then, in the next lession the following day the German teacher always gave him lines when he couldn't show his homework. Since she was also his arts teacher, her favorite and infamous thing was to make her disgraced pupils trace and color portraits of her. One such day movq decided, to let his computer do the extra exercise for him, so he wrote a crude program in BASIC to copy the template photo on his needle printer. To debug the code, he obviously had to look carefully at the photo and study all the details. The rest is history, that's why he always cringes when he sees his old German and arts teacher sitting on this bench at my mountain. You can't blame him for that.
@lyse LOL! Right on point! 😂
@lyse LOL! Right on point! 😂
@lyse LOL! Right on point! 😂
@lyse that was quite a story! I could vividly imagine the entire thing, though, up and until the last sentence I imagined the old teacher to be mean, but also sexy. @movq's cringing on the last sentence snapped me out of it. 🤣
Snow in the trees https://lyse.isobeef.org/waldspaziergang-2022-01-21/ Note that somebody gave the woman a necklace.