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Good to know Microsoft Teams can just break your microphone when using a different browser. You will hear everyone else, but they won’t hear you. Now it happened during a university exam and almost fucked me over.

I still passed, but just barely. I don’t care about grades anymore, but since it was design-related, it still hurts my ego and ruins my day.
@thecanine I feel for you buddy 🤗 Microsoft Teams is just utter garbage 🤦‍♂️ You should see how it behaves with me with all the stupid goddamn fucking hovers and popups everywhere. It's an accessibility nightmare 🤬 cc @markwylde
@thecanine I feel for you buddy 🤗 Microsoft Teams is just utter garbage 🤦‍♂️ You should see how it behaves with me with all the stupid goddamn fucking hovers and popups everywhere. It's an accessibility nightmare 🤬 cc @markwylde
@prologic Yeah, the popups were also lovely, especially the fact most of them were just completely pointless, like giving you annoying chat popups for every single message, if you dared to not have the chatbox open.

I also loved that version where too many chat popups could actually obstruct the chat, to the point when you couldn't even respond or see some messages in there, cause half of the chat was behind chat popups that appeared before you opened the chatbox - peek user experience. 👌
@thecanine Your later point is the thing that frustrates me the most 🤦‍♂️ It causes me so much daily pain I just want to tear my hair out, I hate that I'm forced to use such inaccessible garbage 🤬
@thecanine Your later point is the thing that frustrates me the most 🤦‍♂️ It causes me so much daily pain I just want to tear my hair out, I hate that I'm forced to use such inaccessible garbage 🤬
@thecanine The Linux version also loved to kick one in the balls during ongoing calls by just logging one out. Fortunately, that hadn't have happened for quite some time now. Yeah, you're right, now I jinxed it.

The chat wastes sooooooooooo much screen space, unbelievable. You cannot theme it to make this more efficient. The feature request (in fact several) exist for multiple years.

Notifications don't work reliably at all. Often I get the notification a few hours or even days later, sometimes never. To make it really funny those fuckheads decided to also show notifications about new messages even though I've read them already and – buckle yourself – replied to them. No, messages weren't edited, that feature was turned off company-wide up until recently for legal reasons or I don't know. It's praiseworthy, however, sometimes they're instant.

The Linux version hangs behind several months of development in general. Break-out rooms still don't work. You just remain in the original conference. At most four people can be seen at the same time in a call. Backgrounds cannot be changed or blurred (that's why I built my own wooden background for real). All that functionality was added to the Windows and macOS versions in summer or maybe even earlier last year.

In calls esp. with video the CPU gets burned. That's great fun in summer, I tell you that. But hey, in contrast to Skype I can actually share my screen. This is the future!
@lyse Being kicked during calls isn't exclusive to Linux, or at least not for us, as our smart and lovely management though it'd be great to set 2FA authentications to happen as often as possible, to the point when they often happen during calls. Eventually we had to give up and either give management remote access to our personal devices we connect with (only way to extend the interval) or do the 2FA bullshit again before every call, to make sure it doesn't happen during it.

If you wish to connect from an incognito browser, you still get an extra 2FA verification every time, just to be sure that you don't have it too easy.

In my opinion the lack of theming is also something maintained to please the management, as for some reason they're always against any kind of personalization of anything, to the point where you're not even allowed to have a profile picture in anything Microsoft related and if you try to set one, you'll get an error message telling you to ask management for approval, which they don't give. Thought I've seen a few people who somehow got one, so I guess if you take a high ranking manager to the showers where the camera doesn't shine and the soap be kinda slippery, it can still be "negotiated".
@thecanine Ah, interesting. My Windows and macOS workmates never had the issue with the logout. And yes, this 2FA crap also annoys the hell out of me. Doesn't really work every fifth time or so and then I have to enter the fallback nonce after wasting another minute. Best thing is when after the finally successful login the target application says, that now we're in an illegal state.

Haha, profile pictures is another thing, that's not supported on Linux. But actually that's quite good. I don't want to have my face there anyways. So even if it was implemented, I wouldn't use it.

Personalization works super great in Teams. I mean you can decide which of the tabs are visible!@1! Only to get the orange alert box in your face that after some random upgrade the system administrator had reset the tabs for you, you're welcome. Fuck you! Nowadays, I don't even bother hiding all the bloody shit anymore. I let it just keep growing. I resigned. If they want me to be unproductive with a crap UI, so be it.

Oh, one other thing I completely forgot in my previous rant. You can pin contacts, so they're always visible. The upper limit of pinnable chats is? What do you think? How many would you need? Yeah, 15 should be enough for these idiots out there! You're a bloody programmer, especially you geek don't want to talk to anybody anyways, do you!? What a stupid joke. Any kindergarden programmer would have gotten this right.

Another observation is that they mess up upgrades regularly. At least once a month the meeting calls won't work. You cannot join the meeting. You're always getting some kind of connection error "sorry, we couldn't connect you to the call". Obviously, the Retry button doesn't work either.