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Zuckerberg Coldly Explains To Facebook Staff They Are Now To Be Known As 'Metamates'
In an all-hands meeting at Meta "explaining the company's updated values," Mark Zuckerberg says employees are not supposed to "nice ourselves to death," adding that they are now to be known as "Metamates."

According to the Daily Beast, citing long-time executive Andrew Bosworth, "the term was coined by the c ... ⌘ Read more
My god, I used to work at Facebook back in 2015 ... Has Mark lost his mind?! 🤦‍♂️
My god, I used to work at Facebook back in 2015 ... Has Mark lost his mind?! 🤦‍♂️
@prologic Maybe. He's definitely not having a good time lately, fighting both Apple and EU to keep his ad scheme running, Facebook bleeding users, stocks going to shit and most normal people not finding the idea of being stuck in the dystopian NFT-filled virtual reality that is the Metaverse all that appealing.

Yet that's the future he already bet a lot of his company money and resources on, so he's unwilling to back down without a fight, with increasingly desperate tactics, like renaming the company, it's employees and who knows what else.
:cringe:
@prologic Ex-Metamate!
Meta , Metamates, Me -- Yarn, Yarnmates, Me? He lost his mind. Instagram used it for a while. Will put it on internal discussion board and see what we will be naming our self in the future :-)
@carsten Hahahaha 😂🤣
@carsten Hahahaha 😂🤣
@prologic Someone at work said, that Elon Musk will now maybe calling his workers "Automates".
@carsten LOL 😆
@carsten LOL 😆