# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
#
# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
#
# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
#
# twt range = 1 1
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/fk4wooq
Head of marketing at Coles to assistant: Tell me, how many days left until Christmas? Assistant: 113 days sir. Marketing: Perfect. Let's roll out the Christmas puddings Assistant: But isn't it too early? Marketing: Did I stutter? *Later that day*: 
#way_too_early