# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 7
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/gqmbyza
Had a great performance review today. Hard to believe I was paid to wipe bums two years ago.
@jlj Do you get a pay rise for great performance? 🤔
@jlj Do you get a pay rise for great performance? 🤔
@prologic Got a bonus last year, and there were hints of it being an annual possibility. 🤞
@jlj Hints eh? Hmmm 🤔
@jlj Hints eh? Hmmm 🤔
@jlj Awesome, congrats! I had to laugh when reading the bum wipes. :-D