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lyse
lyse.isobeef.org
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I dripped some whipped cream from the lid on the stove. When I licked it up I pulled my hair through the cream on my cake. :-D
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@lyse I … I can’t … what? 😅
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@lyse I … I can’t … what? 😅
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@lyse I … I can’t … what? 😅
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@lyse I … I can’t … what? 😅
lyse
lyse.isobeef.org
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Yeah, @movq, on this week's episode of Hair Care Tips™ with Lyse: It's super rare that I have spray cream, but at the moment there is a can in the fridge. After giving it a good shake, I parked the lid right next to the plate on the cold ceran stove, so I could apply some cream on my piece of apple pie. I then put the lid back on and noticed that there was some cream on the stove now. Since I did not move the plate, I dragged my long hair right through… :-)