# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 5
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/hwcf5hq
28h32m
divide by your day wage and determine how many iphones you can buy.
meanwhile sleep deprivation had me hallucinating robert englund's low-cash stunt double.
@mutefall uhh I can buy 1/5 of a base model iPhone 12 per day hahaha! So I could theoretically have 52 iPhones a year.
@ullarah this joke is turning into a highlander fast, man.
by this reasoning, you could indeed stockpile 52 base model 12's in one year, export them to the middle-east and quintuple your money.
that will be 4% financial advisor fees. i'll have my accountant send someone an invoice you don't have to pay.
