# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 14
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/i5ceggq
Remind me real quick, what's the appeal of driving a fucking loud motorcycle that annoys the shit out of everybody in a 5km radius? Going in circles around the block, even?

Remind me real quick, what's the appeal of driving a fucking loud motorcycle that annoys the shit out of everybody in a 5km radius? Going in circles around the block, even?

Remind me real quick, what's the appeal of driving a fucking loud motorcycle that annoys the shit out of everybody in a 5km radius? Going in circles around the block, even?

@movq To annoy people in a 5km radius for no good reason?
@movq To annoy people in a 5km radius for no good reason?
@prologic 🤣🤣🤣
@prologic 🤣🤣🤣
@prologic 🤣🤣🤣
@movq To show the world they have to compensate for their small dick. In situtations like these, I'd often like to have a wire handy.
@lyse Screw the wire... Beimg out the stick that goes in-between the wheel spokes 😂🤣😂😆
@lyse Screw the wire... Beimg out the stick that goes in-between the wheel spokes 😂🤣😂😆
@prologic Oh yeah, that also works like a treat! :-D I heard a bunch of these bloody wankers today as well. They were a few kilometers away, so I would have needed a high precision ballista.
@lyse I love it 😍
@lyse I love it 😍