# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 10
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/i63c5mq
This is so funny – and very true. πŸ˜ƒ The ancient German art of complaining: https://youtu.be/FcFmVfAg8V0?t=720
This is so funny – and very true. πŸ˜ƒ The ancient German art of complaining: https://youtu.be/FcFmVfAg8V0?t=720
This is so funny – and very true. πŸ˜ƒ The ancient German art of complaining: https://youtu.be/FcFmVfAg8V0?t=720
This is so funny – and very true. πŸ˜ƒ The ancient German art of complaining: https://youtu.be/FcFmVfAg8V0?t=720
@movq Kaffee und Kuchen erst um vier Uhr? Da sind die beiden aber 'ne ganze Stunde zu spΓ€t dran! Und wie hebt sie denn das Messer, eieiei?!

Lol, Schnitzelklopfen mit einem in TΓΌte eingepackten Schlosserhammer, das kam mir so auch noch nie unter. :-D

"Like a true German, I'm going to open this beer with my eye socket." Hahahahahahaaaaa! :-D
@lyse We always had the famous Kaffee und Kuchen around 4pm or even a bit later. πŸ˜… Guess we’re not certified Germans. 😒
@lyse We always had the famous Kaffee und Kuchen around 4pm or even a bit later. πŸ˜… Guess we’re not certified Germans. 😒
@lyse We always had the famous Kaffee und Kuchen around 4pm or even a bit later. πŸ˜… Guess we’re not certified Germans. 😒
@lyse We always had the famous Kaffee und Kuchen around 4pm or even a bit later. πŸ˜… Guess we’re not certified Germans. 😒
@movq My grandpa was very picky about the time and insisted on starting at 15:00 on time. Maybe that's a Swabian thing, I don't know.