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Speaking of “AI” … I guess I gotta find out soon how to disable/sabotage Microsoft’s “Recall”, before this garbage takes over the family computers. 😩

(There’s no way the people in question will switch operating systems. I’ve tried, countless times.)
Speaking of “AI” … I guess I gotta find out soon how to disable/sabotage Microsoft’s “Recall”, before this garbage takes over the family computers. 😩

(There’s no way the people in question will switch operating systems. I’ve tried, countless times.)
Speaking of “AI” … I guess I gotta find out soon how to disable/sabotage Microsoft’s “Recall”, before this garbage takes over the family computers. 😩

(There’s no way the people in question will switch operating systems. I’ve tried, countless times.)
Speaking of “AI” … I guess I gotta find out soon how to disable/sabotage Microsoft’s “Recall”, before this garbage takes over the family computers. 😩

(There’s no way the people in question will switch operating systems. I’ve tried, countless times.)
@movq Just don't install windows 11. I believe XP is peak Windows OS anyhow.
@xuu Too late for that. 😅 I don’t have direct control over those boxes. I’m just the guy they call when shit hits the fan.

(If XP didn’t have this silly product activation, I’d probably agree. 😅 But as it stands, Win2k was “peak Windows” in my book. 🥴)
@xuu Too late for that. 😅 I don’t have direct control over those boxes. I’m just the guy they call when shit hits the fan.

(If XP didn’t have this silly product activation, I’d probably agree. 😅 But as it stands, Win2k was “peak Windows” in my book. 🥴)
@xuu Too late for that. 😅 I don’t have direct control over those boxes. I’m just the guy they call when shit hits the fan.

(If XP didn’t have this silly product activation, I’d probably agree. 😅 But as it stands, Win2k was “peak Windows” in my book. 🥴)
@xuu Too late for that. 😅 I don’t have direct control over those boxes. I’m just the guy they call when shit hits the fan.

(If XP didn’t have this silly product activation, I’d probably agree. 😅 But as it stands, Win2k was “peak Windows” in my book. 🥴)
@movq Product activation? Oh.. I never had to deal with that. I always had the CD-R XP Pro version with the enterprise key written in sharpie that my brother got somehow.
@xuu lol, well, guess I’m the only idiot to ever have paid money for this 🤣 (Don’t worry, won’t happen again. 🤣)
@xuu lol, well, guess I’m the only idiot to ever have paid money for this 🤣 (Don’t worry, won’t happen again. 🤣)
@xuu lol, well, guess I’m the only idiot to ever have paid money for this 🤣 (Don’t worry, won’t happen again. 🤣)
@xuu lol, well, guess I’m the only idiot to ever have paid money for this 🤣 (Don’t worry, won’t happen again. 🤣)