# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 1
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/klq3q3a
My neighbor told me somebody ran over the garbage can (today was collection) and that the driver thought that it got broken. Coincidentally, the public order office was at the site because of someone illegally parking on the road and they then also dramatized the whole situation and proudly recorded everything. But luckily, neither my neighbor nor I can see any damage to the bin. It's just the shape of the wheel axle clamp that kind of looks on first glance as a piece is missing, but that's clearly just the regular molding. Also evident on all other bins. Maybe a slight scratch, but who knows when that happend. Even if, doesn't hurt, it's a garbage can. So tomorrow, I'm gonna call that poor guy and give him the all-clear signal.

It just figures that this happens at this one day I'm not at home…