# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 5
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/km2cjda
please be satire please be satire PLEASE BE SATIRE https://www.process-one.net/blog/matrix-protocol-added-to-ejabberd/
@akoizumi ejabberd supports SIP, MQTT, STUN and TURN too!
@akoizumi The feature creep is strong with this one, but the main competitor is written in Lua.
@mckinley what's wrong with prosody?
@akoizumi Prosody is actually my XMPP server of choice, and it's really pretty good. I just wish there was a decent implementation in C, or even Go.