# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 4
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/l45prjq
Hihi, stimmt gar nicht. Der gute David hält uns für viel wohlerzogener. Oder verdrängt schnell. Ich hab nun eben mal nachgezählt und bin auf siebzehn gekommen. Vielleicht hab ich auch was übersehen, gut möglich. Das ist also die achtzehnte deutsche Nachricht, die ich dem lieben @movq schreibe. Und nun grüße ich auch alle – allen voran unseren ausgewanderten Spanier – die sich die Mühe gemacht haben, meine sinnlose Trollmeldung zu übersetzen. :-)
@lyse LOL. But it is so easy on macOS: highlight, translate, done. This is what I got, troll :-P :
> Hihi, that's not true. Good David thinks we are much more well-behaved. Or quickly displaces. I just counted and came to seventeen. Maybe I also overlooked something, quite possible. So this is the eighteenth German message I write to the dear @movq And now I also greet everyone - especially our emigrant Spaniards - who have taken the trouble to translate my senseless troll report. :-)

Hahahaha! Senseless, eh? :-D :-P
I couldn't stop laughing at this! 😂 Yhe worst part is the translation probably doesn't do the intent and meaning any justice 😂
I couldn't stop laughing at this! 😂 Yhe worst part is the translation probably doesn't do the intent and meaning any justice 😂