# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 2
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/ldnp6ea
The kicker was, I got almost all the services back up, and then decided to run a system update on my other RPi, which happens to host the databases of many nfld.uk services. Well, wasn't one of the packages built incorrectly? I'm still troubleshooting -- between work and jetlag -- but I think a PostgreSQL package was built for the wrong architecture, or some such; got illegal instruction shortly after the update, and now the RPi won't boot. D:
@jlj postgresql more like CursedSQL ;P