# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 9
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/m4ak6cq
There is no organism on this planet, less intelligent, than those working in the management/leadership positions at this university.
The government told them to turn the heating down 3Β°, to waste less electricity. So to please the government, they cranked up the AC to blow cold air everywhere until the temperature is exactly 3Β° lower, than it was previously.
I'm being frozen alive while typing this. π
@thecanine something did the complete opposite?! π³π€¦ββοΈ
@thecanine something did the complete opposite?! π³π€¦ββοΈ
@thecanine Bwahahaha, brilliant story! :-D Sorry to hear you turning into an ice cube. :-(
@lyse Luckily for me it was only in the main building, where I only had to stay for one and a half hour today, so hopefully not long enough to catch a cold from it. π€