# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 3
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/p5bqs5a
@fastidious Can I have a flat-white and make it 'twenty' (venti) makes no sense. We have a local Zaraffas, coffee shop, which use; Tall, Grande, Masai, Jumbo.
@ullarah what in the world?! Masai?! Jumbo?! I am sure their marketing department worked hard to come up with those terms.
More to your twt, I don’t drink coffee… much. When I drink, I like expressos, and I drink four or five at a time. That’s about a “tall” cup. In a 20 ounces cup it will be cold in no time. No bueno.