# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 1
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/pblk4nq
I'm making a trading card set for my sister's birthday. I have the most difficult time coming up with the backside goodies when I make cards like this for members of my family. I'd like them to feel whimsical, not be some kinda weird attempt at distilling their lives into stats like a baseball card or something. I'm finding this a much easier thing to do with close friends, stangers and pets weirdly. Family is hard to... abstract, or something?