# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 4
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/phenajq
1st world problem: too much yard work to do, to impress family members who will drive here in cars they own, burning $5 gas, so we can eat plentiful grilled meat, to celebrate a country that is arguably not being invaded by Russia.
@darren

solve the problem by making them do the yard work if they want to eat said meats.
@retrocrash Haha! 😂 Brilliant 🤣
@retrocrash Haha! 😂 Brilliant 🤣