# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 13
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/ptv7k6q
What qualifies as a criminal hacker according to one of our german news outlets: Typing `dir`, three times in a row. 😂
What qualifies as a criminal hacker according to one of our german news outlets: Typing `dir`, three times in a row. 😂
What qualifies as a criminal hacker according to one of our german news outlets: Typing `dir`, three times in a row. 😂
@movq da fuq?😳
@movq da fuq?😳
@prologic They just use stock photos for their articles. For anything regarding “hackers”, they use this: “Man in dark room in front of a screen showing white text on black background.” 🤪
@prologic They just use stock photos for their articles. For anything regarding “hackers”, they use this: “Man in dark room in front of a screen showing white text on black background.” 🤪
@prologic They just use stock photos for their articles. For anything regarding “hackers”, they use this: “Man in dark room in front of a screen showing white text on black background.” 🤪
@prologic They just use stock photos for their articles. For anything regarding “hackers”, they use this: “Man in dark room in front of a screen showing white text on black background.” 🤪
@movq Hah 🤣
@movq Hah 🤣
@movq True hackers know how to diguise their break-ins as innocent dir output.
@lyse I mean, using the DOS command line for anything other than playing games should be illegal.....