# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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@prologic no biggies, mate. You are juggling quite a few balls. I am just making sure you keep the one that briefly dropped off on the air now. LOL.
@fastidious Speaking of juggling balls:



Yes, you guessed it. This bloke didn't read the instructions that kevlar gloves have to be soaked in water before use with alight fire juggling balls, so they quickly catch fire, too.

I inlined the 1.7 MiB small 480x270 pixels version to not cause too much traffic costs. The video is also available as [640x360 pixels (2.5 MiB)](https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/feuerbaelle-640x360.mp4), [854x480 pixels (4.0 MiB)](https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/feuerbaelle-854x480.mp4), [1280x720 pixels (10.2 MiB)](https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/feuerbaelle-1280x720.mp4) and [1920x1080 pixels (24.9 MiB)](https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/feuerbaelle.mp4).
Correction: the 1080p version had been MPG2-encoded previously. It's now fixed at 32.1 MiB in size.
@lyse hahahaha! That was fun to watch! I hope you didn't hurt too much, but just enough to learn a valuable lesson :-P LOL. Now, the fact you can juggle makes me jely. Dear lord, Lyse, is there something you can't do?
Oh man that's just too funny for words 😂
Oh man that's just too funny for words 😂
@fastidious @prologic Hahaha, yeah, that was a truely funny moment in summer 2015. Very lucky that my mate caught this on video. No injuries, it was just very hot. And the lesson memorable, no doubt about that. There are plenty things I can't do, like juggling five balls or more, plenty of three or four ball/club juggling tricks…