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Current state of mental health: 1) Putting bread into the toaster, 2) turning on the toaster, 3) waiting for it to finish, 4) taking the finished toast out of the toaster, 5) putting some stuff on the bread, 6) what am I doing again? 7) waiting for the toast to finish, 8) being surprised that there’s cold toast on my plate 🤔
Current state of mental health: 1) Putting bread into the toaster, 2) turning on the toaster, 3) waiting for it to finish, 4) taking the finished toast out of the toaster, 5) putting some stuff on the bread, 6) what am I doing again? 7) waiting for the toast to finish, 8) being surprised that there’s cold toast on my plate 🤔
Current state of mental health: 1) Putting bread into the toaster, 2) turning on the toaster, 3) waiting for it to finish, 4) taking the finished toast out of the toaster, 5) putting some stuff on the bread, 6) what am I doing again? 7) waiting for the toast to finish, 8) being surprised that there’s cold toast on my plate 🤔
@vain I recommend real bread. It's usually cold, so you don't have to unnecessarily wait for a heating and cooling cycle. :-D
@vain Surving suggestion is with butter and homemade plum marmalade: https://lyse.isobeef.org/zwetschgenmarmeladenbrot-2021-02-11.jpg
@lyse Ooooooohh, *that’s* the trick! 🤯 😂*
@lyse Ooooooohh, *that’s* the trick! 🤯 😂*
@lyse Ooooooohh, *that’s* the trick! 🤯 😂*
@lyse Uh, that looks really good. 😯 (Zwetschge is a much better word than “plum”, eh?)
@lyse Uh, that looks really good. 😯 (Zwetschge is a much better word than “plum”, eh?)
@lyse Uh, that looks really good. 😯 (Zwetschge is a much better word than “plum”, eh?)
@vain It was a tasty Abendbrot (supper) indeed. I also had a big cup of cocoa. A lot of German words are just underrated in my opinion.
@vain 5) 👉 Put rosehip marmalade, for example ! 😋😀
@vain 5) 👉 Put rosehip marmalade, for example ! 😋😀
@vain @ionores We made rosehip maramalade, too. Sadly I don't like that kind of taste.
@ionores @lyse I have to admit, I have never eaten anything rosehip-ish. No idea what that tastes like. 🤔
@ionores @lyse I have to admit, I have never eaten anything rosehip-ish. No idea what that tastes like. 🤔
@ionores @lyse I have to admit, I have never eaten anything rosehip-ish. No idea what that tastes like. 🤔