# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
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#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/q47mada
9°C, feels like 6°C. Was nice and comfy on my couch, watching TV. Children want pizza. Ugh.

OK, let me call and order to take away. Line rings busy all the time, so I come in person. “Are you picking up?” — “No, I tried calling to order but your line rang busy all the time.” — “Sorry, we are very busy and short staffed. It will be 40 minutes of wait, is that OK?” 😳

None of them is wearing a mask. They are also non-stop talking. No wonder they are short staffed. I am waiting.
@fastidious Oh geez 🤦‍♂️
@fastidious Oh geez 🤦‍♂️
@fastidious How long did it finally take to get your pizza corona?
@lyse I am sure we have gotten a few corona pizzas, and cheese sticks, and bread sticks, and lava cakes. I normally put them in an 235°C oven for five minutes after bringing them home, but still. I guess it is a good way to put to test those three vaccines!
@fastidious Nice science experiment, that's for sure. And a tasty one, too.