# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 5
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/riddpya
**Elon Musk Acquires Twitter For $44 Billion**
Twitter today announced that it has entered into a definitive agreement to be acquired by an entity wholly owned by Elon Musk, for $54.20 per share in cash in a transaction valued at approximately $44 billion. Upon completion of the transaction, Twitter will become a privately held company. Press release: Under the terms of the agreement, Twitter stockholders will receive $54.20 in cash for ... ⌘ Read more
@slashdot can’t wait to see what happens next. Let me go make some popcorn.
@slashdot @ullarah here’s my theory: trump gets unbanned, I lol a little, go back to not having a twitter account 😆
@slashdot Oh boi! Here we go! This will either be good for Twitter™ or become Twitter™'s doom and demise 😂
@slashdot Oh boi! Here we go! This will either be good for Twitter™ or become Twitter™'s doom and demise 😂