# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 1
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/rpbftaq
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Head of Coles Marketing: how long until Halloween?

Assistant: a month and a few weeks away. Please don't go releasing Halloween products early again.

Head of marketing: Unleash the products!

Assistant (under their breath): I really need a better job.

Later that day:



#memes-i-made-about-coles