# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 1
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/rr42vha
So... Cylone Alfred made landfall (_whatever that means_) last night, and I watched it hit my wife's Uncle/Aunt's place on one of the outer islands, then move westwards and sort of fizzle out. It's now been downgrade to a "Tropical Low" (_I guess not good enough for a Cat X anymore?_), but we're still in the Eye of it, and there's still a swirling mass of winds (_just not as fast_). Now we get to look forward to flooding 🤣_