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Ladies and gentlemen, it is with sincere pleasure that I inform you of my recent application for British citizenship having been approved.
@jlj Oh ! Wow ! 😱 Congratulations!!! πŸ₯³
@jlj Oh ! Wow ! 😱 Congratulations!!! πŸ₯³
@jlj Oh ! Wow ! 😱 Congratulations!!! πŸ₯³
@jlj Oh ! Wow ! 😱 Congratulations!!! πŸ₯³
@jlj welcome, His Majesty’s subject! πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
@jlj all hail the motherland 🫑

Congrats! The Kingdom welcomes you with open arms!!!
@jlj Welcome to the EU! No, wait … Anyway, welcome and congrats! πŸ₯³
@jlj Welcome to the EU! No, wait … Anyway, welcome and congrats! πŸ₯³
@jlj Welcome to the EU! No, wait … Anyway, welcome and congrats! πŸ₯³
lol @movq – h'm, only @vain populates on my instance _still!_ – and thanks, all. ^x^
@jlj Congratulations! How long did it take?
Thanks, @adi! In theory, it should've taken five years. In reality, it took me twice that time because I kept resetting that 'clock' by changing visas. Wasn't cheap either, let me tell you! :P
@jlj Heh! Patient man!