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This is where my (101 year old!) Nan lives: The Dildo Song 😂😁
@jlj Oh my god 🤣

101 years? Oof!
@jlj Oh my god 🤣

101 years? Oof!
@jlj Oh my god 🤣

101 years? Oof!
@movq I'm sure she's said the same, many a morning. 😂😉
@jlj I first thought you were talking binary. Lovely song and place!
@jlj LOL, it is like the Austrian town of Fucking. Somebody had to be an arse, and rename it this year to Fugging. 😂
@fastidious Well, at least Kotzen still exists. 🤮
@fastidious Well, at least Kotzen still exists. 🤮
@fastidious Well, at least Kotzen still exists. 🤮
@jlj You have a 101yr old Nan ? 😳
@jlj You have a 101yr old Nan ? 😳
@jlj Is she happy and healthy. comfortable and all that? 🤔 🤞
@jlj Is she happy and healthy. comfortable and all that? 🤔 🤞
@lyse Ha ha. That took me a moment. 😂

@prologic She lived in the house where she'd raised ten children in up until her 98th year, in this isolated community(!). So, yeah, she was a bit put out by the move initially, I think, but has taken to it. Especially when the neighbourhood cat visits. 😂
@jlj WoW! 😳 I _hope_ I'm that fit 'n healthy when I'm 98 😅 Cool!
@jlj WoW! 😳 I _hope_ I'm that fit 'n healthy when I'm 98 😅 Cool!
@jlj Lol! Fantastic that your grandma has been able to live to that age! My grandfather made it to 96, quite healthy and happy, and actually walking around by himself until the end. Best wishes of health!
And there's also Pissen, which – you guessed it – translates to "piss". According to the article the name comes from millet or wheat, indicating very fertile soil.