# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 12
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/tid7wea
I really don’t know what to say about these…
@ullarah One wonders why they didn't just go for the full garter belt...
@ullarah this reminds me of the pandemic remote trend of wearing a shirt and tie and your pjs. but in reverse. :-)
@ullarah I'll turn up to a client like this. Think I'll keep .y job very long? 😆
@mutefall, yep during the pandemic was more wearing a shirt and tie and that's it.
@screem you're just starting, i'd wait until you build rapport first :-)
@tkanos i took the shirt and tie of years ago, now it's t-shirt and cap. shoes optional :-)
@ullarah Those legs in the background... is he wearing only the "trouser legs"?
@ullarah Those legs in the background... is wearing only the "trouser legs"?
@adi hahaha I thought that too at first. But I think it’s the dude wearing the beige jumpsuit just stretching it out.
@mutefall I feel like they'll just cut off circulation to your legs.
@screem just use the olde holiday meal belt tactic ++1 notch!