# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 8
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/txxfseq
Alright. I am---actually, "we" are---out for the next couple of days. Do me a favour and stick some needles on that orange voodoo doll you got---make one, if you don't!
@bender Enjoy your vacation! I've got you covered as I'm currently building a voodoo doll out of silvester rocket sticks in the form of a small shelf for my drill needles.
@bender take care buddy, Have fun! ... and, I can stick a pinky in a tangerine like I'm five and it's orange, does that count?
@bender take care buddy, Have fun! ... and, I can stick a pinky in a tangerine like I'm five and it's orange, does that count?
@bender Iām so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. š© All voodoo dolls up and running. ā
@bender Iām so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. š© All voodoo dolls up and running. ā
@bender Iām so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. š© All voodoo dolls up and running. ā
@bender Iām so deeply concerned we even have to *discuss* the orange clown. š© All voodoo dolls up and running. ā