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> "A handbag belonging to the homeland security secretary Kristi Noem containing her passport, department security badge and $3,000 in cash was stolen on Sunday night at a restaurant in Washington, the department confirmed."

Oh dear!
@bender wut?! Who carries three grand worth of cash in their handbag?! 👜 Haha 😆
@bender WHO CARRIES $3K IN CASH AROUND IN A BAG
@bender WHO CARRIES $3K IN CASH AROUND IN A BAG
@kat That's what she said 🤣
@prologic LMAOOOOO TWINS
@prologic LMAOOOOO TWINS
That's exactly what came to mind. Even millionaires would simply pay with a credit card for the convenience, and yes, because what kind of a sociopath will carry $3,000 around?! Just one more stumping item to that despicable person list.
@bender This story just reminds me of the couple of times we've paid for things in cash 💰 💲 and the stupid banks with the ridiculous "scam alert policy" ask you all kind of dumb ass questions about what you need the cash for 🤦‍♂️ One of these days I need an excuse to buy something that costs a few $k just so I can answer when asked, "what do you need the cash for?" to which my response will be "drugs and hookers of course!" 🤣