# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 7
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/unrulbq
Hmm my local optometrist puts _usually_ funny stuff up on their board outside their store.



Today however I think they’ve lost their touch! 🤣
Hmm my local optometrist puts _usually_ funny stuff up on their board outside their store.



Today however I think they’ve lost their touch! 🤣
@prologic Yeah, I'm trying to figure out where the funny part actually is, regardless of anyone's perspective 🤔
@eldersnake “Ammonia cleaner” = “I am a cleaner”. 😂=
Oh 🤦‍♂️ Now I get it! 😆 Thanks @fastidious 😂
Oh 🤦‍♂️ Now I get it! 😆 Thanks @fastidious 😂
Damn, I wouldn't have got that one either 😅 Thanks @fastidious obvious now I repeat it in my head a few times 🤔