# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 1
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/v2ebfxq
I am immortal,
my true birb age is 2172.
you guys probably don't remember, but I was once king of the entire Roman Empire.
I served for about 582 years, until a human overthrew me.
I exiled myself to North America before anyone knew about the new world.
in fact, I was Chris Columbus.
I disguised myself as him because I wanted to show people the new world.
I live on europa. I am actually an angel chosen by God to help people of the Earth.