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#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
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lyse
lyse.isobeef.org
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My mate just said "WTF, there's somehow a wall lizard in the family tree" and I can only agree: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezgweVd4a98 Looks like this is the first real evidence of those lizard people. :-D
bender
twtxt.net
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@lyse this what I get:

> “Video unavailable
> The uploader has not made this video available in your country”
lyse
lyse.isobeef.org
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@bender There you go, will be removed later: https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/Sam_Watson_DESTROYS_Speed_Climbing_World_Record_Paris2024_Olympics-ezgweVd4a98.mp4 (46.9 MiB)
bender
twtxt.net
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@lyse saw it, thanks! It pains me to see that speed. I mean, I blink slower than what it took that guy to climb that wall. LOL.
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@lyse 4.75 seconds, are you kidding me? 🤯
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@lyse 4.75 seconds, are you kidding me? 🤯
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@lyse 4.75 seconds, are you kidding me? 🤯
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@lyse 4.75 seconds, are you kidding me? 🤯
lyse
lyse.isobeef.org
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@bender Yeah, this is just unbelievable.
lyse
lyse.isobeef.org
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@movq Mr. Watson for the doping test please.