# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 8
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/vkpgnsq
@lobste_rs I know I’m not the target audience for this but god damn the description…
> Benthos is a high performance and resilient stream processor, able to connect various sources and sinks in a range of brokering patterns and perform hydration, enrichments, transformations and filters on payloads.
I now get why some people are adverse to technology because sometimes it’s really hard to put it in plain speak! 😂
@ullarah the very same reason why I can't be a teacher even if I wanted to lmao
(i can't simply explain without technical stuff involved)
@ullarah That pile of buzz words is good 👌 😂
@ullarah That pile of buzz words is good 👌 😂
@novaburst that’s where people like me can interpret these kind of things. If you’re able to explain to me what this is, which I assume is some type of audio thing, I can then translate that even further to non-tech people.
I do it for a living (among other things) so I’m fairly well versed in lingo.
But this one really takes the cake hahaha! It’s almost bordering the lines of VX Junkies.
Look up “turbo encabulator” on YouTube to see what I mean 😂
@novaburst you absolutely could. it's knowing your audience. i have a feeling you'd make a good teacher.
@ullarah
this description of the technology sounds like a really fvcked up sunday night at my place.
either that or they hired a marketing person who does bunk meth :shrug