# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 6
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/vxqvg5q
My father in law bought this, allegedly jade, Buddha without realising how heavy it was. It was hell to move it to its final location! For the Buddha himself? He is in Nirvana.

The Buddha
@fastidious Jade or not, I find that statue strangely beautiful 😁
@fastidious Hui, cool color. How tall is this statue?
@eldersnake I like it too. I have asked to inherit it (though I will not move it from where it is). It weights roughly a tonne, literal, and without any hype.
@lyse is the height of a sitting man. A sitting, fat man. 😊
@fastidious Whoah! Since it's probably completely solid, you must have used a forklift or something to wrestle this one in place. :-O