# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 12
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/wirqgzq
XEP-0464: Cookies https://xmpp.org/extensions/xep-0464.html
@mckinley Didn't read it, but that just feels so wrong.
@lyse You should; it's worse than you think.
@mckinley I love the security section

> What could possibly go wrong?

🤣 I did actually try ot read it, but honestly I don't understand what problem its trying to solve?! 😳
@mckinley I love the security section

> What could possibly go wrong?

🤣 I did actually try ot read it, but honestly I don't understand what problem its trying to solve?! 😳
@mckinley I love the security section

> What could possibly go wrong?

🤣 I did actually try ot read it, but honestly I don't understand what problem its trying to solve?! 😳
@mckinley I love the security section

> What could possibly go wrong?

🤣 I did actually try ot read it, but honestly I don't understand what problem its trying to solve?! 😳
@mckinley @prologic From the introduction:

> The web also allows sending arbitrary JavaScript to remote entities which is then executed and put in these cookies, we need this in XMPP too if it is to be taken seriously.

What the fuck!? O_o

Luckily, I then came across the publish date at the end (it's also right at the top, but nobody is gonna read these meta data). Phew, it's an April Fool's joke.
@lyse Oh! 🤦‍♂️ I just noticed that 🤔 And this:

> NOTICE: This document is Humorous. It MAY provide amusement but SHOULD NOT be taken seriously.
@lyse Oh! 🤦‍♂️ I just noticed that 🤔 And this:

> NOTICE: This document is Humorous. It MAY provide amusement but SHOULD NOT be taken seriously.
@lyse Oh! 🤦‍♂️ I just noticed that 🤔 And this:

> NOTICE: This document is Humorous. It MAY provide amusement but SHOULD NOT be taken seriously.
@lyse Oh! 🤦‍♂️ I just noticed that 🤔 And this:

> NOTICE: This document is Humorous. It MAY provide amusement but SHOULD NOT be taken seriously.