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Use C do crime! https://cdn.masto.host/pdxsocial/media_attachments/files/107/294/565/215/390/680/original/1d29c85c0aa4c9a5.png
Use C do crime! https://cdn.masto.host/pdxsocial/media_attachments/files/107/294/565/215/390/680/original/1d29c85c0aa4c9a5.png
@anth Bit hard for me to read that text, what does it say? πŸ€”
@anth Bit hard for me to read that text, what does it say? πŸ€”
@prologic "Many blame C users for the decline of this society--we take pride in this. Some believe that we intend to shred-to-bits this civilization and it's moral fabric---they couldn't be more accurate. We're often described as depraved, decadent and revolting---but oh, they ain't seen nothing yet".
@fastidious So... Now next question... What is this in reference to? What's a "C user"? πŸ€”
@fastidious So... Now next question... What is this in reference to? What's a "C user"? πŸ€”
@prologic I truly not understand it. It seems to be using some old political satire for something else more modern---the "C user" seems super imposed on the original word, which I don't know what it was. A tad too deep for me. Perhaps @anth can shed some light.
Hah. It's an edit of a "be gay do crimes" meme, in response to this: https://twitter.com/Cor3ntin/status/1460614695564496901
Hah. It's an edit of a "be gay do crimes" meme, in response to this: https://twitter.com/Cor3ntin/status/1460614695564496901
@anth Oh! πŸ€”

Also for those of that either refuse to or don't use Twitterβ„’ for various reasons:

> JavaScript : web apps
> Python : small tools
> Go: micro services
> Java: enterprise software
> C: crimes
@anth Oh! πŸ€”

Also for those of that either refuse to or don't use Twitterβ„’ for various reasons:

> JavaScript : web apps
> Python : small tools
> Go: micro services
> Java: enterprise software
> C: crimes


> JavaScript : web apps

wut?! 😳 seriously?! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

> Python : small tools

Okay πŸ‘Œ

> Go: micro services

Umm bad generalization 🀣 -- Example yarnd that powers most of Yarn.social πŸ˜‚

> Java: enterprise software

Yes! Oh gawd yes! 🀣 And Javaβ„’ needs to die a swift death!

> C: crimes

Hmmm? πŸ€” I _feel_ this one is going to have some backslash and/or go the way of "Hacker" being misconstrued to mean entirely different/incorrect things as is what's happening in the media (_for various definitions of "media"_).


> JavaScript : web apps

wut?! 😳 seriously?! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

> Python : small tools

Okay πŸ‘Œ

> Go: micro services

Umm bad generalization 🀣 -- Example yarnd that powers most of Yarn.social πŸ˜‚

> Java: enterprise software

Yes! Oh gawd yes! 🀣 And Javaβ„’ needs to die a swift death!

> C: crimes

Hmmm? πŸ€” I _feel_ this one is going to have some backslash and/or go the way of "Hacker" being misconstrued to mean entirely different/incorrect things as is what's happening in the media (_for various definitions of "media"_).
Uh, I think you are taking every line of that *way* too seriously.
Uh, I think you are taking every line of that *way* too seriously.
@anth Yes I am sorry πŸ˜† I have a poor sense of humor 🀣
@anth Yes I am sorry πŸ˜† I have a poor sense of humor 🀣