# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 10
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/z33bzjq
**Chinese Chess Champion Stripped of Title After Defecating In Hotel Bathtub**
Agence France-Press reports: The world of Chinese chess is in uproar over rumors of cheating and a bad behavior scandal that saw the national champion stripped of his title on Monday after a victory celebration ended with him defecating in a hotel bathtub. Xiangqi, or Chinese chess, has been hugely popular for hundreds of yea ... ⌘ Read more
@eldersnake Sorry I saw this too and didn't understand 🤣 wtf is "defecating a bathtub =" mean?! 🤔
@eldersnake Sorry I saw this too and didn't understand 🤣 wtf is "defecating a bathtub =" mean?! 🤔
@eldersnake Sorry I saw this too and didn't understand 🤣 wtf is "defecating a bathtub =" mean?! 🤔
@prologic @eldersnake ah yes, the old anal beads cheating then defecating in a bathtub. A classic, really 😂
@screem How?! How is that a "classic"?! 🤣 🤦♂️ Serious/y? 🤔
@screem How?! How is that a "classic"?! 🤣 🤦♂️ Serious/y? 🤔
@screem How?! How is that a "classic"?! 🤣 🤦♂️ Serious/y? 🤔