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Found in the internet!
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The German word "warum" means "why".

The German word "wieso" means "why".

The German word "weshalb" means "why".

The German word "weswegen" means "why".

And now you're all wondering: "But ... why?"

Well, ... darum.*

Enjoy our language!

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(*"Darum" means "just because" and is the shortest answer to every warum-question you can think of - and don't really want to answer. Actually, the same goes for "deshalb" and "deswegen" - but there's no "dieso".)

Juhu!_______________________________
@carsten so, warum/darum is what you're saying
@carsten disappointment
@carsten Wozu? Na so halt!
@carsten meanwhile, in Spanish
A stupid meme with llamas