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Todays optometrist sign post:

Todays optometrist sign post:

@prologic does it means that people are talking about their problems to the optometrist, or that they are complaining about the optometrist cover charge? I don’t get it… much. 🙈
@fastidious Hahahaha I didn’t get it at first either 😂
@fastidious Hahahaha I didn’t get it at first either 😂
The suspense is killing me, @prologic! 😂 What is the meaning of this English, plain text, cryptogram?
@fastidious (#zgpm4sa) @fastidious every week the local optometrist puts a funny joke on their sign.
today’s jokes alludes to the writer charging their guests for beers and parking etc when they visit the writers home.
@kt84 oh?! Would you have a link to the news source about the writer charging guests? I am not familiar with it, I am in the US.
@prologic lol. Is this close to yours then? A daily pick me up. 😁
@jlj Yeah it’s down the road in our local village shopping center 😆
@jlj Yeah it’s down the road in our local village shopping center 😆