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And of course, everything got slower after the update. It’s always the same pattern.
And of course, everything got slower after the update. It’s always the same pattern.
And of course, everything got slower after the update. It’s always the same pattern.
And of course, everything got slower after the update. It’s always the same pattern.
@aelaraji Exactly! 😂

It’s not what I meant (I was referring to the motor of the desk making a whirring sound 😂), but now I’m reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sKppwrLBY8
@aelaraji Exactly! 😂

It’s not what I meant (I was referring to the motor of the desk making a whirring sound 😂), but now I’m reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sKppwrLBY8
@aelaraji Exactly! 😂

It’s not what I meant (I was referring to the motor of the desk making a whirring sound 😂), but now I’m reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sKppwrLBY8
@aelaraji Exactly! 😂

It’s not what I meant (I was referring to the motor of the desk making a whirring sound 😂), but now I’m reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sKppwrLBY8
@aelaraji Because standing desk go WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
@aelaraji Because standing desk go WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
@aelaraji Because standing desk go WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
@aelaraji Because standing desk go WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
@mckinley Or … just turn it off. 🥴
@mckinley Or … just turn it off. 🥴
@mckinley Or … just turn it off. 🥴
@mckinley Or … just turn it off. 🥴
The Android system upgrade tool on my phone (Android 13 → 14) is so clever, it can only update via WLAN – not LAN. Booo!

But hey, at least there *is* a system upgrade tool.
The Android system upgrade tool on my phone (Android 13 → 14) is so clever, it can only update via WLAN – not LAN. Booo!

But hey, at least there *is* a system upgrade tool.
The Android system upgrade tool on my phone (Android 13 → 14) is so clever, it can only update via WLAN – not LAN. Booo!

But hey, at least there *is* a system upgrade tool.
The Android system upgrade tool on my phone (Android 13 → 14) is so clever, it can only update via WLAN – not LAN. Booo!

But hey, at least there *is* a system upgrade tool.
@prologic In that screenshot (https://twtxt.net/media/7c3rEWveU64SAxrXZ6CDYS.png), all the bracketed stuff is duplicated again, compared to lyse’s original twt. I suspect that’s the cause for the changed hash.

I could not reproduce this by manually duplicating those text areas in lyse’s twt. I end up with the hash pjdciga instead, but I probably mistyped something.
@prologic In that screenshot (https://twtxt.net/media/7c3rEWveU64SAxrXZ6CDYS.png), all the bracketed stuff is duplicated again, compared to lyse’s original twt. I suspect that’s the cause for the changed hash.

I could not reproduce this by manually duplicating those text areas in lyse’s twt. I end up with the hash pjdciga instead, but I probably mistyped something.
@prologic In that screenshot (https://twtxt.net/media/7c3rEWveU64SAxrXZ6CDYS.png), all the bracketed stuff is duplicated again, compared to lyse’s original twt. I suspect that’s the cause for the changed hash.

I could not reproduce this by manually duplicating those text areas in lyse’s twt. I end up with the hash pjdciga instead, but I probably mistyped something.
@prologic In that screenshot (https://twtxt.net/media/7c3rEWveU64SAxrXZ6CDYS.png), all the bracketed stuff is duplicated again, compared to lyse’s original twt. I suspect that’s the cause for the changed hash.

I could not reproduce this by manually duplicating those text areas in lyse’s twt. I end up with the hash pjdciga instead, but I probably mistyped something.
@prologic Still expands to _almost_ the correct raw twt, though: https://movq.de/v/c6243a9e61/s.png
@prologic Still expands to _almost_ the correct raw twt, though: https://movq.de/v/c6243a9e61/s.png
@prologic Still expands to _almost_ the correct raw twt, though: https://movq.de/v/c6243a9e61/s.png
@prologic Still expands to _almost_ the correct raw twt, though: https://movq.de/v/c6243a9e61/s.png
You twt is truncated on twtxt.net, btw. 🤔

https://movq.de/v/7cb8a3bad4/huh2.png
You twt is truncated on twtxt.net, btw. 🤔

https://movq.de/v/7cb8a3bad4/huh2.png
You twt is truncated on twtxt.net, btw. 🤔

https://movq.de/v/7cb8a3bad4/huh2.png
You twt is truncated on twtxt.net, btw. 🤔

https://movq.de/v/7cb8a3bad4/huh2.png
@lyse Yeah, jenny ignores twts that are older than the last timestamps it saw. In other words, it certainly looks like feed corruption on Yarn’s end. 🤔
@lyse Yeah, jenny ignores twts that are older than the last timestamps it saw. In other words, it certainly looks like feed corruption on Yarn’s end. 🤔
@lyse Yeah, jenny ignores twts that are older than the last timestamps it saw. In other words, it certainly looks like feed corruption on Yarn’s end. 🤔
@lyse Yeah, jenny ignores twts that are older than the last timestamps it saw. In other words, it certainly looks like feed corruption on Yarn’s end. 🤔
@lyse puxvjcq certainly does not exist in my cache.

(I feel the need to implement jenny --debugfeed <url> now which just fetches a URL and prints <hash> <original_line> for the raw feed. Could have used this a couple of times already.)
@lyse puxvjcq certainly does not exist in my cache.

(I feel the need to implement jenny --debugfeed <url> now which just fetches a URL and prints <hash> <original_line> for the raw feed. Could have used this a couple of times already.)
@lyse puxvjcq certainly does not exist in my cache.

(I feel the need to implement jenny --debugfeed <url> now which just fetches a URL and prints <hash> <original_line> for the raw feed. Could have used this a couple of times already.)
@lyse puxvjcq certainly does not exist in my cache.

(I feel the need to implement jenny --debugfeed <url> now which just fetches a URL and prints <hash> <original_line> for the raw feed. Could have used this a couple of times already.)
@prologic God, no. 😂 That’s builtin. I just have to figure out how to link against the correct DLL. 🥴
@prologic God, no. 😂 That’s builtin. I just have to figure out how to link against the correct DLL. 🥴
@prologic God, no. 😂 That’s builtin. I just have to figure out how to link against the correct DLL. 🥴
@prologic God, no. 😂 That’s builtin. I just have to figure out how to link against the correct DLL. 🥴
@prologic Yeah, call me naive. If they offer a web client, I’d expect it to be at least *usable*? Why does this even exist?
@prologic Yeah, call me naive. If they offer a web client, I’d expect it to be at least *usable*? Why does this even exist?
@prologic Yeah, call me naive. If they offer a web client, I’d expect it to be at least *usable*? Why does this even exist?
@prologic Yeah, call me naive. If they offer a web client, I’d expect it to be at least *usable*? Why does this even exist?
I’m experimenting with WhatsApp at the moment and it’s worse than I expected. 😳 There is https://web.whatsapp.com/ which you can use on a normal PC without constantly having the app running/installed on your phone. That was tempting. But … you can’t really do anything here. You can’t even initiate new chats to another phone number. It looks like this only works if you give the app on your phone access to your contact list – a total asshole move.

Fuck this. ☹️
I’m experimenting with WhatsApp at the moment and it’s worse than I expected. 😳 There is https://web.whatsapp.com/ which you can use on a normal PC without constantly having the app running/installed on your phone. That was tempting. But … you can’t really do anything here. You can’t even initiate new chats to another phone number. It looks like this only works if you give the app on your phone access to your contact list – a total asshole move.

Fuck this. ☹️
I’m experimenting with WhatsApp at the moment and it’s worse than I expected. 😳 There is https://web.whatsapp.com/ which you can use on a normal PC without constantly having the app running/installed on your phone. That was tempting. But … you can’t really do anything here. You can’t even initiate new chats to another phone number. It looks like this only works if you give the app on your phone access to your contact list – a total asshole move.

Fuck this. ☹️
I’m experimenting with WhatsApp at the moment and it’s worse than I expected. 😳 There is https://web.whatsapp.com/ which you can use on a normal PC without constantly having the app running/installed on your phone. That was tempting. But … you can’t really do anything here. You can’t even initiate new chats to another phone number. It looks like this only works if you give the app on your phone access to your contact list – a total asshole move.

Fuck this. ☹️
Saw an “owl” in the woods today: https://movq.de/v/a7c2130c18/IMG_20240803_094845.jpg.jpg
Saw an “owl” in the woods today: https://movq.de/v/a7c2130c18/IMG_20240803_094845.jpg.jpg
Saw an “owl” in the woods today: https://movq.de/v/a7c2130c18/IMG_20240803_094845.jpg.jpg
Saw an “owl” in the woods today: https://movq.de/v/a7c2130c18/IMG_20240803_094845.jpg.jpg
@lyse lol, the parking cars. 😂

Dragonflys are pretty awesome. Huge but chill guys. 🏖️
@lyse lol, the parking cars. 😂

Dragonflys are pretty awesome. Huge but chill guys. 🏖️
@lyse lol, the parking cars. 😂

Dragonflys are pretty awesome. Huge but chill guys. 🏖️
@lyse lol, the parking cars. 😂

Dragonflys are pretty awesome. Huge but chill guys. 🏖️
@prologic Gotta figure out how to do TCP/IP on OS/2, first. 😂
@prologic Gotta figure out how to do TCP/IP on OS/2, first. 😂
@prologic Gotta figure out how to do TCP/IP on OS/2, first. 😂
@prologic Gotta figure out how to do TCP/IP on OS/2, first. 😂
There are a couple of twts missing from the twtxt.net front page, though, aren’t there? Like, I don’t see this one: https://twtxt.net/conv/6777q7a
There are a couple of twts missing from the twtxt.net front page, though, aren’t there? Like, I don’t see this one: https://twtxt.net/conv/6777q7a
There are a couple of twts missing from the twtxt.net front page, though, aren’t there? Like, I don’t see this one: https://twtxt.net/conv/6777q7a
There are a couple of twts missing from the twtxt.net front page, though, aren’t there? Like, I don’t see this one: https://twtxt.net/conv/6777q7a
@prologic Those feeds work fine on my end. 🤔
@prologic Those feeds work fine on my end. 🤔
@prologic Those feeds work fine on my end. 🤔
@prologic Those feeds work fine on my end. 🤔
@prologic I somehow suspect that’s what people would expect, yeah. Also, I stopped posting images using Markdown (you know, like ![](url)), because then my feed is a bit awkward to ready for non-Yarn clients. 😅
@prologic I somehow suspect that’s what people would expect, yeah. Also, I stopped posting images using Markdown (you know, like ![](url)), because then my feed is a bit awkward to ready for non-Yarn clients. 😅
@prologic I somehow suspect that’s what people would expect, yeah. Also, I stopped posting images using Markdown (you know, like ![](url)), because then my feed is a bit awkward to ready for non-Yarn clients. 😅
@prologic I somehow suspect that’s what people would expect, yeah. Also, I stopped posting images using Markdown (you know, like ![](url)), because then my feed is a bit awkward to ready for non-Yarn clients. 😅
We need a twtxt client for DOS or OS/2. 😏
We need a twtxt client for DOS or OS/2. 😏
We need a twtxt client for DOS or OS/2. 😏
We need a twtxt client for DOS or OS/2. 😏
@lyse Glory! And honor! https://movq.de/v/7ddb7dcd0c/s.png 😅
@lyse Glory! And honor! https://movq.de/v/7ddb7dcd0c/s.png 😅
@lyse Glory! And honor! https://movq.de/v/7ddb7dcd0c/s.png 😅
@lyse Glory! And honor! https://movq.de/v/7ddb7dcd0c/s.png 😅
@melyanna It works! I guess. Who knows. 🥴
@melyanna It works! I guess. Who knows. 🥴
@melyanna It works! I guess. Who knows. 🥴
@melyanna It works! I guess. Who knows. 🥴
@stigatle Happy birthday 🥳
@stigatle Happy birthday 🥳
@stigatle Happy birthday 🥳
@stigatle Happy birthday 🥳
@lyse I envy you! 😅 (For the rain, obviously.)
@lyse I envy you! 😅 (For the rain, obviously.)
@lyse I envy you! 😅 (For the rain, obviously.)
@lyse I envy you! 😅 (For the rain, obviously.)
@bender Too bad my apartment is too high above the ground – I can’t install such a panel here, it’d get blown away. 😅 I also heard there’s quite a bit of bureaucracy involved (as usual). But still, love the idea. 👍
@bender Too bad my apartment is too high above the ground – I can’t install such a panel here, it’d get blown away. 😅 I also heard there’s quite a bit of bureaucracy involved (as usual). But still, love the idea. 👍
@bender Too bad my apartment is too high above the ground – I can’t install such a panel here, it’d get blown away. 😅 I also heard there’s quite a bit of bureaucracy involved (as usual). But still, love the idea. 👍
@bender Too bad my apartment is too high above the ground – I can’t install such a panel here, it’d get blown away. 😅 I also heard there’s quite a bit of bureaucracy involved (as usual). But still, love the idea. 👍