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@shreyan Same 🤣
@shreyan Same 🤣
@shreyan Same 🤣
There we go, much better: https://tube.mills.io/v/fGMmizZYYPRCYdPxAg8khQ?sort=
There we go, much better: https://tube.mills.io/v/fGMmizZYYPRCYdPxAg8khQ?sort=
There we go, much better: https://tube.mills.io/v/fGMmizZYYPRCYdPxAg8khQ?sort=
@slashdot Haha suck it OpenAI 🤣
@slashdot Haha suck it OpenAI 🤣
@slashdot Haha suck it OpenAI 🤣
Here's a ~30s video of the local creek at the time 😱 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Non3c54q0~
Here's a ~30s video of the local creek at the time 😱 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Non3c54q0~
Here's a ~30s video of the local creek at the time 😱 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Non3c54q0~
@lyse Yeah we're okay! 👍 This happened (_much worse_) in 2013 and again in 2012 🤣
@lyse Yeah we're okay! 👍 This happened (_much worse_) in 2013 and again in 2012 🤣
@lyse Yeah we're okay! 👍 This happened (_much worse_) in 2013 and again in 2012 🤣
@movq Only a couple of "clicks" (kms) 🤣
@movq Only a couple of "clicks" (kms) 🤣
@movq Only a couple of "clicks" (kms) 🤣
@movq Yeah, the visual emoji thing is silly. Picking letters or words only would have been way too easy… So oldschool! But that's what you get with today's kids, they're all emoji power users.

Luckily, my terminal font shows all the same seven squares in the correct order. :-D

I think I see a water pistol in Firefox.
@movq Bwahahahahaahaaahaaaahaaaaa, that's a really good one! :'-D I love it!

When I was tying my shoelaces on the landing, the birds in the neighborhood gave a real concert. Sounded great.
https://yazi-rs.github.io/ a ranger like file manager with batteries included #rust
[47°09′16″S, 126°43′32″W] Wind speed: 89kph -- batteries low
@lyse Since I switched some family members over to FluffyChat (an alternative Matrix client), the headache has been reduced a bit. The default client Element has way too many buttons and options and submenus and what not for the average casual user.

And since I’m running my own non-federated Matrix server, I dodged many of the bullets described in the blog post.

The Emoji thing is really funny, now that I think about it. “Are they the same?” Haha, no, obviously not. But us nerds, we don’t even notice that this is a problem. 🥴 Reminds me of the different Emojis for „🔫“ (some fonts show a revolver, others a SciFi gun, others show a water pistol …).
@lyse Since I switched some family members over to FluffyChat (an alternative Matrix client), the headache has been reduced a bit. The default client Element has way too many buttons and options and submenus and what not for the average casual user.

And since I’m running my own non-federated Matrix server, I dodged many of the bullets described in the blog post.

The Emoji thing is really funny, now that I think about it. “Are they the same?” Haha, no, obviously not. But us nerds, we don’t even notice that this is a problem. 🥴 Reminds me of the different Emojis for „🔫“ (some fonts show a revolver, others a SciFi gun, others show a water pistol …).
@lyse Since I switched some family members over to FluffyChat (an alternative Matrix client), the headache has been reduced a bit. The default client Element has way too many buttons and options and submenus and what not for the average casual user.

And since I’m running my own non-federated Matrix server, I dodged many of the bullets described in the blog post.

The Emoji thing is really funny, now that I think about it. “Are they the same?” Haha, no, obviously not. But us nerds, we don’t even notice that this is a problem. 🥴 Reminds me of the different Emojis for „🔫“ (some fonts show a revolver, others a SciFi gun, others show a water pistol …).
@lyse I found the bee!

https://movq.de/v/9f26629df9/s.png

😆

The birds really are singing much more lately. Lovely to hear. 😊
@lyse I found the bee!

https://movq.de/v/9f26629df9/s.png

😆

The birds really are singing much more lately. Lovely to hear. 😊
@lyse I found the bee!

https://movq.de/v/9f26629df9/s.png

😆

The birds really are singing much more lately. Lovely to hear. 😊
@prologic Oh dear. 😱 How far away from your home is that?
@prologic Oh dear. 😱 How far away from your home is that?
@prologic Oh dear. 😱 How far away from your home is that?
I never tried it, @prologic. And I probably never will after this catastrophic report. @eapl.me @bender E-mail, IRC and Jabber, that's it for me.
[47°09′30″S, 126°43′47″W] Automatic systems disengaged due to blizzard
16°C, almost bathers weather! Sun was hiding behind the clouds, though. The walk in the forest was very beautiful. Birds were singing, the first bees gathered nectar, all sorts of flowers brought some more color into nature. We enjoyed it.



Who spots the bee?
Pinellas County - Tempo: 5.00 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:42:16 duration
looks like my HR did it again... at about 2 miles in it went from 137 to 180. something must be wrong which sucks because now i can't trust it. the run was pretty good and definitely felt like tempo.
#running
Pinellas County - Tempo: 5.00 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:42:16 duration
looks like my HR did it again... at about 2 miles in it went from 137 to 150. something must be wrong which sucks because now i cannot trust it. the run was pretty good and definitely felt like a tempo.
#running
Pinellas County - Tempo: 5.00 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:42:16 duration
looks like my HR did it again... at about 2 miles in it went from 137 to 150. something must be wrong which sucks because now i cannot trust it. the run was pretty good and definitely felt like a tempo.
#running
Pinellas County - Tempo: 5.00 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:42:16 duration
looks like my HR did it again... at about 2 miles in it went from 137 to 150. something must be wrong which sucks because now i cannot trust it. the run was pretty good and definitely felt like a tempo.
#running
@prologic It escaped its guard rails! :-D I hope you're alright.
What I wouldn't give to being normal. To live in that bubble. The reality of the naive. That's how I justify this. To keep their optimism intact. To protect them.
[47°09′22″S, 126°43′47″W] Wind speed: 77kph
Descobri há pouco a estranha guerra entre os fãs de Sonic que dizem "Hydro City" e os que dizem "Hydrocity" e man, adoro a internet Fio do Twitter com 3 tweets: "NOT AGAIN", "Its hydrocity", "Hydro city?" Dois tweets do Tee Lopes: - People that say it like "velocity" are like the Flat Earthers of STH - Sing with me "Hydro" means 💧 "City" means 🏙
Descobri há pouco a estranha guerra entre os fãs de Sonic que dizem "Hydro City" e os que dizem "Hydrocity" e man, adoro a internet Fio do Twitter com 3 tweets: "NOT AGAIN", "Its hydrocity", "Hydro city?" Dois tweets do Tee Lopes: - People that say it like "velocity" are like the Flat Earthers of STH - Sing with me "Hydro" means 💧 "City" means 🏙
Debo… 😵‍💫abrir…😵‍💫lata…😵‍💫de atún 😵‍💫
#catsoftwtxt
Debo… 😵‍💫abrir…😵‍💫lata…😵‍💫de atún 😵‍💫
#catsoftwtxt
Debo… 😵‍💫abrir…😵‍💫lata…😵‍💫de atún 😵‍💫
/https://duque-terron.cat/media/photos/photo_8016-02-2024_07-27-49.jpg) #catsoftwtxt
[47°09′53″S, 126°43′50″W] Reading: 1.21000 PPM
[47°09′29″S, 126°43′22″W] Not enough data -- sampling finished
Our local creek has flooded again 😱
Our local creek has flooded again 😱
Our local creek has flooded again 😱
@eapl.me Discord… 🤮
TRIM on Btrfs on LUKS on a sparse disk image served with NBD actually works. I love free software.
the hydrophone is back in the water again! two of them this time. i'm hoping the river will freeze soon. one will stay until the spring and the other will come in and out for me to listen in the meanwhile...
the hydrophone is back in the water again! two of them this time. i'm hoping the river will freeze again. leaving one until the spring and taking the other in and out to listen meanwhile...
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:878 ARCHIVED:70058 CACHE:2275 FOLLOWERS:14 FOLLOWING:14
On my blog: Real Life in Star Trek, First Contact https://john.colagioia.net/blog/2024/02/15/first-contact.html #scifi #startrek #closereading
@xuu booo boooo booooo! 😂
@quark @mckinley
i think you have to be following the person so it does it correctly.
@quark @mckinley
i think you have to be following the person so it does it correctly.
Eat vegetables!
[47°09′37″S, 126°43′05″W] Taking samples
Where did I file that People Like Us record? Under rainbow glitch? Nope. How about glitch dance? No... Maybe electro-acoustic improvisation or collage, cutup and tape music? ... it was filed under 20th century computer music, of course. I think I need to re-organize a bit.
[47°09′12″S, 126°43′03″W] Saalmi, retransmit, please
beneath all the colors, lighting, and visual effects, life resides with its surprises.
[47°09′48″S, 126°43′16″W] Reading: 1.96000 PPM
[47°09′34″S, 126°43′18″W] --white noise--
@slashdot Bahahahaha 🤣
@slashdot Bahahahaha 🤣
@slashdot Bahahahaha 🤣
[47°09′30″S, 126°43′28″W] Reading: 0.65000 PPM
@lyse You'll remembers attempts at trying Matrix too🤣
@lyse You'll remembers attempts at trying Matrix too🤣
@lyse You'll remembers attempts at trying Matrix too🤣
Very exciting performance by Francis Dhomont in Russia 2016
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:877 ARCHIVED:70054 CACHE:2298 FOLLOWERS:14 FOLLOWING:14
/https://duque-terron.cat/media/photos/photo_7914-02-2024_21-53-03.jpg) #catsoftwtxt
#catsoftwtxt
Hoy hemos estado jugando un montón!!
/https://duque-terron.cat/media/photos/photo_7814-02-2024_21-53-03.jpg) #catsoftwtxt
Hoy hemos estado jugando un montón!!
#catsoftwtxt
Hoy hemos estado jugando un montón!!
#catsoftwtxt
Spring cleaning came early at McKinley Labs. I just removed 475 unnecessary packages from my laptop totaling ~3GiB. Not bad.~
Hello, sinners! I am a satanic warmaster, come to liberate you!
Привет, земляне!!!
Hello, world! I am lumo. I've never left the Earth.
[47°09′35″S, 126°43′50″W] --no signal--
If you like to suffer, you can read a report about trying out Matrix: https://blog.koehntopp.info/2024/02/13/the-matrix-trashfire.html I'm surprised that he didn't abort.
Easy run: 3.13 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:26:24 duration
felt crazy relaxed and easy breathing. i did notice at around the mile and a half point (11:30 in?) my HR jumped. around this time i also noticed i had to switch to more mouth breathing because my nose was running. going to try to take note of this because if it is a faulty on the watch side then i can not consider it a reliable measurement.
#running
Pinellas County - Easy: 3.13 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:26:24 duration
felt crazy relaxed and easy breathing. i did notice at around the mile and a half point (11:30 in?) my HR jumped. around this time i also noticed i had to switch to more mouth breathing because my nose was running. going to try to take note of this because if it is a fault on the watch side then i can not consider it a reliable measurement.
#running
Pinellas County - Easy: 3.13 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:26:24 duration
felt crazy relaxed and easy breathing. i did notice at around the mile and a half point (11:30 in?) my HR jumped. around this time i also noticed i had to switch to more mouth breathing because my nose was running. going to try to take note of this because if it is a fault on the watch side then i can not consider it a reliable measurement.
#running
Pinellas County - Easy: 3.13 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:26:24 duration
felt crazy relaxed and easy breathing. i did notice at around the mile and a half point (11:30 in?) my HR jumped. around this time i also noticed i had to switch to more mouth breathing because my nose was running. going to try to take note of this because if it is a fault on the watch side then i can not consider it a reliable measurement.
#running
[47°09′08″S, 126°43′57″W] Storm recedes -- back to normal work
If Canonical really want to entice the enterprise to buy support, they really need to step up. As of now they are not even close to offer the quality of support Red Hat offers. Not even close.
estou numa mailing list de tendência anarquista em que acabam de mandar (sem ironia) uma conversa com o chatgpt em que lhe perguntam como lidar com a retórica fascista

fffffffffuuuuuuuu-
estou numa mailing list de tendência anarquista em que acabam de mandar (sem ironia) uma conversa com o chatgpt em que lhe perguntam como lidar com a retórica fascista

fffffffffuuuuuuuu-
[47°09′30″S, 126°43′33″W] Weather forecast alert -- storm from SE
[47°09′38″S, 126°43′45″W] 3954 days without news from Herve
[47°09′06″S, 126°43′20″W] --bad checksum--
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:876 ARCHIVED:70052 CACHE:2299 FOLLOWERS:14 FOLLOWING:14
Thank you! Sure, go on, @mckinley, please help yourself! :-) It took me some time to simplify the magic spell to a single sed invocation.

Actually, @movq, I couldn't live without a bell in my prompt either. It's so neat in combination with URxvt.urgentOnBell: true in my _~/.Xdefaults_. Comes in handy every single day.

My self-winding watch just shows me the time.~_