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[47°09′28″S, 126°43′38″W] Weather forecast alert -- storm from E
[47°09′48″S, 126°43′31″W] Transponder fixed
The local supermarket is now demanding to look into customers’ personal bags, as in “my backpack”. Makes you feel really unwelcome. 🫤 One older man said “no” and they made him wait for … I don’t know for what, the police maybe? I didn’t stay long enough to see the end of it.
The local supermarket is now demanding to look into customers’ personal bags, as in “my backpack”. Makes you feel really unwelcome. 🫤 One older man said “no” and they made him wait for … I don’t know for what, the police maybe? I didn’t stay long enough to see the end of it.
The local supermarket is now demanding to look into customers’ personal bags, as in “my backpack”. Makes you feel really unwelcome. 🫤 One older man said “no” and they made him wait for … I don’t know for what, the police maybe? I didn’t stay long enough to see the end of it.
Bloody hell, it’s warm outside. 😳🥵
Bloody hell, it’s warm outside. 😳🥵
Bloody hell, it’s warm outside. 😳🥵
@prologic let me know if Florida is a stopping point, I have some beer bills waiting to be spent! 😊
@prologic Nice! That sounds great :) Kids have vacation next week - but I do not, so we'll do stuff after work at least, bowling and other things. :)
[47°09′58″S, 126°43′42″W] Transponder malfunction
@stigatle We're heading overseas on a holiday tomorrow morning 🤞 Hope your dog fense goes up okay! 👌
@stigatle We're heading overseas on a holiday tomorrow morning 🤞 Hope your dog fense goes up okay! 👌
@stigatle We're heading overseas on a holiday tomorrow morning 🤞 Hope your dog fense goes up okay! 👌
Getting stuff done today.. Bought more fencing, so that the dog can stay outside on the terrace without jumping over to our neighbor, so I'll get that up soon. He has usually been in the garden, but that has been dug into a mudhole by the dog, so when it's rainy\wet etc he can now stay on the terrace. Other then that I'll probably do some coding on my multiplayer game today, since our kids are busy with friends etc.
Getting stuff done today.. Bought more fencing, so that the dog can stay outside on the terrace without jumping over to our neighbor, so I'll get that up soon. He has usually been in the garden, but that has been dug into a mudhole by the dog, so when it's rainy\\wet etc he can now stay on the terrace. Other then that I'll probably do some coding on my multiplayer game today, since our kids are busy with friends etc.
@mckinley full of crypto spam. Slow. Bad UI’s.
[47°09′43″S, 126°43′12″W] Raw reading: 0x65D06781, offset +/-2
[47°09′17″S, 126°43′28″W] Wind speed: 71kph
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:879 ARCHIVED:70077 CACHE:2273 FOLLOWERS:14 FOLLOWING:14
@lyse Yeah we're okay! 👍 This happened (_much worse_) in 2013 and again in 2012 🤣
@lyse Yeah we're okay! 👍 This happened (_much worse_) in 2013 and again in 2012 🤣
@lyse Yeah we're okay! 👍 This happened (_much worse_) in 2013 and again in 2012 🤣
@movq Only a couple of "clicks" (kms) 🤣
@movq Only a couple of "clicks" (kms) 🤣
@movq Only a couple of "clicks" (kms) 🤣
@movq Yeah, the visual emoji thing is silly. Picking letters or words only would have been way too easy… So oldschool! But that's what you get with today's kids, they're all emoji power users.
Luckily, my terminal font shows all the same seven squares in the correct order. :-D
I think I see a water pistol in Firefox.
@movq Bwahahahahaahaaahaaaahaaaaa, that's a really good one! :'-D I love it!
When I was tying my shoelaces on the landing, the birds in the neighborhood gave a real concert. Sounded great.
[47°09′16″S, 126°43′32″W] Wind speed: 89kph -- batteries low
@lyse Since I switched some family members over to FluffyChat (an alternative Matrix client), the headache has been reduced a bit. The default client Element has way too many buttons and options and submenus and what not for the average casual user.
And since I’m running my own non-federated Matrix server, I dodged many of the bullets described in the blog post.
The Emoji thing is really funny, now that I think about it. “Are they the same?” Haha, no, obviously not. But us nerds, we don’t even notice that this is a problem. 🥴 Reminds me of the different Emojis for „🔫“ (some fonts show a revolver, others a SciFi gun, others show a water pistol …).
@lyse Since I switched some family members over to FluffyChat (an alternative Matrix client), the headache has been reduced a bit. The default client Element has way too many buttons and options and submenus and what not for the average casual user.
And since I’m running my own non-federated Matrix server, I dodged many of the bullets described in the blog post.
The Emoji thing is really funny, now that I think about it. “Are they the same?” Haha, no, obviously not. But us nerds, we don’t even notice that this is a problem. 🥴 Reminds me of the different Emojis for „🔫“ (some fonts show a revolver, others a SciFi gun, others show a water pistol …).
@lyse Since I switched some family members over to FluffyChat (an alternative Matrix client), the headache has been reduced a bit. The default client Element has way too many buttons and options and submenus and what not for the average casual user.
And since I’m running my own non-federated Matrix server, I dodged many of the bullets described in the blog post.
The Emoji thing is really funny, now that I think about it. “Are they the same?” Haha, no, obviously not. But us nerds, we don’t even notice that this is a problem. 🥴 Reminds me of the different Emojis for „🔫“ (some fonts show a revolver, others a SciFi gun, others show a water pistol …).
@prologic Oh dear. 😱 How far away from your home is that?
@prologic Oh dear. 😱 How far away from your home is that?
@prologic Oh dear. 😱 How far away from your home is that?
I never tried it, @prologic. And I probably never will after this catastrophic report. @eapl.me @bender E-mail, IRC and Jabber, that's it for me.
[47°09′30″S, 126°43′47″W] Automatic systems disengaged due to blizzard
16°C, almost bathers weather! Sun was hiding behind the clouds, though. The walk in the forest was very beautiful. Birds were singing, the first bees gathered nectar, all sorts of flowers brought some more color into nature. We enjoyed it.

Who spots the bee?
Pinellas County - Tempo: 5.00 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:42:16 duration
looks like my HR did it again... at about 2 miles in it went from 137 to 180. something must be wrong which sucks because now i can't trust it. the run was pretty good and definitely felt like tempo.
#running
Pinellas County - Tempo: 5.00 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:42:16 duration
looks like my HR did it again... at about 2 miles in it went from 137 to 150. something must be wrong which sucks because now i cannot trust it. the run was pretty good and definitely felt like a tempo.
#running
Pinellas County - Tempo: 5.00 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:42:16 duration
looks like my HR did it again... at about 2 miles in it went from 137 to 150. something must be wrong which sucks because now i cannot trust it. the run was pretty good and definitely felt like a tempo.
#running
Pinellas County - Tempo: 5.00 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:42:16 duration
looks like my HR did it again... at about 2 miles in it went from 137 to 150. something must be wrong which sucks because now i cannot trust it. the run was pretty good and definitely felt like a tempo.
#running
@prologic It escaped its guard rails! :-D I hope you're alright.
What I wouldn't give to being normal. To live in that bubble. The reality of the naive. That's how I justify this. To keep their optimism intact. To protect them.
[47°09′22″S, 126°43′47″W] Wind speed: 77kph
Descobri há pouco a estranha guerra entre os fãs de Sonic que dizem "Hydro City" e os que dizem "Hydrocity" e man, adoro a internet
Fio do Twitter com 3 tweets: "NOT AGAIN", "Its hydrocity", "Hydro city?"
Dois tweets do Tee Lopes: - People that say it like "velocity" are like the Flat Earthers of STH - Sing with me "Hydro" means 💧 "City" means 🏙
Descobri há pouco a estranha guerra entre os fãs de Sonic que dizem "Hydro City" e os que dizem "Hydrocity" e man, adoro a internet
Fio do Twitter com 3 tweets: "NOT AGAIN", "Its hydrocity", "Hydro city?"
Dois tweets do Tee Lopes: - People that say it like "velocity" are like the Flat Earthers of STH - Sing with me "Hydro" means 💧 "City" means 🏙
Debo… 😵💫abrir…😵💫lata…😵💫de atún 😵💫
#catsoftwtxt
Debo… 😵💫abrir…😵💫lata…😵💫de atún 😵💫
#catsoftwtxt
[47°09′53″S, 126°43′50″W] Reading: 1.21000 PPM
[47°09′29″S, 126°43′22″W] Not enough data -- sampling finished
Our local creek has flooded again 😱
Our local creek has flooded again 😱
Our local creek has flooded again 😱
TRIM on Btrfs on LUKS on a sparse disk image served with NBD actually works. I love free software.
the hydrophone is back in the water again! two of them this time. i'm hoping the river will freeze soon. one will stay until the spring and the other will come in and out for me to listen in the meanwhile...
the hydrophone is back in the water again! two of them this time. i'm hoping the river will freeze again. leaving one until the spring and taking the other in and out to listen meanwhile...
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:878 ARCHIVED:70058 CACHE:2275 FOLLOWERS:14 FOLLOWING:14
@xuu booo boooo booooo! 😂
@quark @mckinley
i think you have to be following the person so it does it correctly.
@quark @mckinley
i think you have to be following the person so it does it correctly.
[47°09′37″S, 126°43′05″W] Taking samples
Where did I file that People Like Us record? Under rainbow glitch? Nope. How about glitch dance? No... Maybe electro-acoustic improvisation or collage, cutup and tape music? ... it was filed under 20th century computer music, of course. I think I need to re-organize a bit.
[47°09′12″S, 126°43′03″W] Saalmi, retransmit, please
beneath all the colors, lighting, and visual effects, life resides with its surprises.
[47°09′48″S, 126°43′16″W] Reading: 1.96000 PPM
[47°09′34″S, 126°43′18″W] --white noise--
[47°09′30″S, 126°43′28″W] Reading: 0.65000 PPM
@lyse You'll remembers attempts at trying Matrix too🤣
@lyse You'll remembers attempts at trying Matrix too🤣
@lyse You'll remembers attempts at trying Matrix too🤣