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@johanbove I was looking up Kiwi accent and came across Trevor Noah – he’s good indeed. 😃

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWI61kpFEAA

(No NZ in that video, though. 🥴)
I reckon 😂
I reckon 😂
I reckon 😂
@movq We'll here it's currently 23C and it's only 0730 🤣
@movq We'll here it's currently 23C and it's only 0730 🤣
@movq We'll here it's currently 23C and it's only 0730 🤣
@movq I would never obey 🤣🤯
@movq I would never obey 🤣🤯
@movq I would never obey 🤣🤯
@stigatle Cool. I was coding today all day long.

@prologic Are you already sick of your fast internet? :-D Enjoy your holidays!
@lyse What?! 😂 Time for bed!
@lyse What?! 😂 Time for bed!
@lyse What?! 😂 Time for bed!
@prologic Yeah, I wonder how long they’ll keep doing that. 🤔 Lots of customers were complaining. On the other hand, Germans are also very obedient (cough, cough), so almost everybody dutifully opened their various bags and purses. 😂🥴
@prologic Yeah, I wonder how long they’ll keep doing that. 🤔 Lots of customers were complaining. On the other hand, Germans are also very obedient (cough, cough), so almost everybody dutifully opened their various bags and purses. 😂🥴
@prologic Yeah, I wonder how long they’ll keep doing that. 🤔 Lots of customers were complaining. On the other hand, Germans are also very obedient (cough, cough), so almost everybody dutifully opened their various bags and purses. 😂🥴
@movq Wow, when entering or leaving?
@prologic 😅 I might have exaggerated a bit. 😅 It was about 16°C, but it felt really, really warm and I think it’s about 10°C warmer than it should be around this time of year.
@prologic 😅 I might have exaggerated a bit. 😅 It was about 16°C, but it felt really, really warm and I think it’s about 10°C warmer than it should be around this time of year.
@prologic 😅 I might have exaggerated a bit. 😅 It was about 16°C, but it felt really, really warm and I think it’s about 10°C warmer than it should be around this time of year.
@movq Just 13°C with cold wind. But the sun shining through the window was nice.
@bender Haha bit too far my friend! 😅
@bender Haha bit too far my friend! 😅
@bender Haha bit too far my friend! 😅
@movq Define warm?
@movq Define warm?
@movq Define warm?
@movq da fuq?! Is there no sense of privacy and personal space anywhere in the world these days?! 😱🤔

And this is Germany of all places 🤣
@movq da fuq?! Is there no sense of privacy and personal space anywhere in the world these days?! 😱🤔

And this is Germany of all places 🤣
@movq da fuq?! Is there no sense of privacy and personal space anywhere in the world these days?! 😱🤔

And this is Germany of all places 🤣
@mckinley Brings up a few interesting points. But I fear it's a rather complicated protocol. I read through a few pages on that site, but I haven't seen a real specification for it. I immediately thought that you can't really change your keys without losing your identity. Basically the same as with changing feed URLs over here. Maybe slightly better, but not much.
Something is wrong with me. My eyes fell on the onions and I thought, mmmmm, those apples look delicious. But I'm now eating a real apple.
[47°09′28″S, 126°43′38″W] Weather forecast alert -- storm from E
[47°09′48″S, 126°43′31″W] Transponder fixed
The local supermarket is now demanding to look into customers’ personal bags, as in “my backpack”. Makes you feel really unwelcome. 🫤 One older man said “no” and they made him wait for … I don’t know for what, the police maybe? I didn’t stay long enough to see the end of it.
The local supermarket is now demanding to look into customers’ personal bags, as in “my backpack”. Makes you feel really unwelcome. 🫤 One older man said “no” and they made him wait for … I don’t know for what, the police maybe? I didn’t stay long enough to see the end of it.
The local supermarket is now demanding to look into customers’ personal bags, as in “my backpack”. Makes you feel really unwelcome. 🫤 One older man said “no” and they made him wait for … I don’t know for what, the police maybe? I didn’t stay long enough to see the end of it.
Bloody hell, it’s warm outside. 😳🥵
Bloody hell, it’s warm outside. 😳🥵
Bloody hell, it’s warm outside. 😳🥵
@prologic let me know if Florida is a stopping point, I have some beer bills waiting to be spent! 😊
@mckinley absolute rubbish.
On my blog: Free Culture Book Club — WNV Universe — Woethief 1 https://john.colagioia.net/blog/2024/02/17/wnv-universe-1.html #freeculture #bookclub
@prologic Nice! That sounds great :) Kids have vacation next week - but I do not, so we'll do stuff after work at least, bowling and other things. :)
[47°09′58″S, 126°43′42″W] Transponder malfunction
The river was frozen for a few weeks this winter (somehow I even saw folks ice fishing at one point) but melted away again pretty fast. NOAA is saying now it's probably not going to freeze again this year. Wow.
@stigatle We're heading overseas on a holiday tomorrow morning 🤞 Hope your dog fense goes up okay! 👌
@stigatle We're heading overseas on a holiday tomorrow morning 🤞 Hope your dog fense goes up okay! 👌
@stigatle We're heading overseas on a holiday tomorrow morning 🤞 Hope your dog fense goes up okay! 👌
Getting stuff done today.. Bought more fencing, so that the dog can stay outside on the terrace without jumping over to our neighbor, so I'll get that up soon. He has usually been in the garden, but that has been dug into a mudhole by the dog, so when it's rainy\wet etc he can now stay on the terrace. Other then that I'll probably do some coding on my multiplayer game today, since our kids are busy with friends etc.
Getting stuff done today.. Bought more fencing, so that the dog can stay outside on the terrace without jumping over to our neighbor, so I'll get that up soon. He has usually been in the garden, but that has been dug into a mudhole by the dog, so when it's rainy\\wet etc he can now stay on the terrace. Other then that I'll probably do some coding on my multiplayer game today, since our kids are busy with friends etc.
@mckinley full of crypto spam. Slow. Bad UI’s.
[47°09′43″S, 126°43′12″W] Raw reading: 0x65D06781, offset +/-2
[47°09′17″S, 126°43′28″W] Wind speed: 71kph
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:879 ARCHIVED:70077 CACHE:2273 FOLLOWERS:14 FOLLOWING:14
An equation plotter I can pan and zoom: https://akkartik.itch.io/carousel/devlog/678890/new-version-after-51-days
An equation plotter I can pan and zoom: https://akkartik.itch.io/carousel/devlog/678890/new-version-after-51-days
On my blog: Toots 🦣 from 02/12 to 02/16 https://john.colagioia.net/blog/2024/02/16/week.html #linkdump #mastodon #socialmedia #week
@shreyan Same 🤣
@shreyan Same 🤣
@shreyan Same 🤣
There we go, much better: https://tube.mills.io/v/fGMmizZYYPRCYdPxAg8khQ?sort=
There we go, much better: https://tube.mills.io/v/fGMmizZYYPRCYdPxAg8khQ?sort=
There we go, much better: https://tube.mills.io/v/fGMmizZYYPRCYdPxAg8khQ?sort=
@slashdot Haha suck it OpenAI 🤣
@slashdot Haha suck it OpenAI 🤣
@slashdot Haha suck it OpenAI 🤣
Here's a ~30s video of the local creek at the time 😱 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Non3c54q0~
Here's a ~30s video of the local creek at the time 😱 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Non3c54q0~
Here's a ~30s video of the local creek at the time 😱 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Non3c54q0~
@lyse Yeah we're okay! 👍 This happened (_much worse_) in 2013 and again in 2012 🤣
@lyse Yeah we're okay! 👍 This happened (_much worse_) in 2013 and again in 2012 🤣
@lyse Yeah we're okay! 👍 This happened (_much worse_) in 2013 and again in 2012 🤣
@movq Only a couple of "clicks" (kms) 🤣
@movq Only a couple of "clicks" (kms) 🤣
@movq Only a couple of "clicks" (kms) 🤣
@movq Yeah, the visual emoji thing is silly. Picking letters or words only would have been way too easy… So oldschool! But that's what you get with today's kids, they're all emoji power users.

Luckily, my terminal font shows all the same seven squares in the correct order. :-D

I think I see a water pistol in Firefox.
@movq Bwahahahahaahaaahaaaahaaaaa, that's a really good one! :'-D I love it!

When I was tying my shoelaces on the landing, the birds in the neighborhood gave a real concert. Sounded great.
https://yazi-rs.github.io/ a ranger like file manager with batteries included #rust
[47°09′16″S, 126°43′32″W] Wind speed: 89kph -- batteries low
@lyse Since I switched some family members over to FluffyChat (an alternative Matrix client), the headache has been reduced a bit. The default client Element has way too many buttons and options and submenus and what not for the average casual user.

And since I’m running my own non-federated Matrix server, I dodged many of the bullets described in the blog post.

The Emoji thing is really funny, now that I think about it. “Are they the same?” Haha, no, obviously not. But us nerds, we don’t even notice that this is a problem. 🥴 Reminds me of the different Emojis for „🔫“ (some fonts show a revolver, others a SciFi gun, others show a water pistol …).
@lyse Since I switched some family members over to FluffyChat (an alternative Matrix client), the headache has been reduced a bit. The default client Element has way too many buttons and options and submenus and what not for the average casual user.

And since I’m running my own non-federated Matrix server, I dodged many of the bullets described in the blog post.

The Emoji thing is really funny, now that I think about it. “Are they the same?” Haha, no, obviously not. But us nerds, we don’t even notice that this is a problem. 🥴 Reminds me of the different Emojis for „🔫“ (some fonts show a revolver, others a SciFi gun, others show a water pistol …).
@lyse Since I switched some family members over to FluffyChat (an alternative Matrix client), the headache has been reduced a bit. The default client Element has way too many buttons and options and submenus and what not for the average casual user.

And since I’m running my own non-federated Matrix server, I dodged many of the bullets described in the blog post.

The Emoji thing is really funny, now that I think about it. “Are they the same?” Haha, no, obviously not. But us nerds, we don’t even notice that this is a problem. 🥴 Reminds me of the different Emojis for „🔫“ (some fonts show a revolver, others a SciFi gun, others show a water pistol …).
@lyse I found the bee!

https://movq.de/v/9f26629df9/s.png

😆

The birds really are singing much more lately. Lovely to hear. 😊
@lyse I found the bee!

https://movq.de/v/9f26629df9/s.png

😆

The birds really are singing much more lately. Lovely to hear. 😊
@lyse I found the bee!

https://movq.de/v/9f26629df9/s.png

😆

The birds really are singing much more lately. Lovely to hear. 😊
@prologic Oh dear. 😱 How far away from your home is that?
@prologic Oh dear. 😱 How far away from your home is that?
@prologic Oh dear. 😱 How far away from your home is that?
I never tried it, @prologic. And I probably never will after this catastrophic report. @eapl.me @bender E-mail, IRC and Jabber, that's it for me.
[47°09′30″S, 126°43′47″W] Automatic systems disengaged due to blizzard
16°C, almost bathers weather! Sun was hiding behind the clouds, though. The walk in the forest was very beautiful. Birds were singing, the first bees gathered nectar, all sorts of flowers brought some more color into nature. We enjoyed it.



Who spots the bee?
Pinellas County - Tempo: 5.00 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:42:16 duration
looks like my HR did it again... at about 2 miles in it went from 137 to 180. something must be wrong which sucks because now i can't trust it. the run was pretty good and definitely felt like tempo.
#running
Pinellas County - Tempo: 5.00 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:42:16 duration
looks like my HR did it again... at about 2 miles in it went from 137 to 150. something must be wrong which sucks because now i cannot trust it. the run was pretty good and definitely felt like a tempo.
#running
Pinellas County - Tempo: 5.00 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:42:16 duration
looks like my HR did it again... at about 2 miles in it went from 137 to 150. something must be wrong which sucks because now i cannot trust it. the run was pretty good and definitely felt like a tempo.
#running
Pinellas County - Tempo: 5.00 miles, 00:08:27 average pace, 00:42:16 duration
looks like my HR did it again... at about 2 miles in it went from 137 to 150. something must be wrong which sucks because now i cannot trust it. the run was pretty good and definitely felt like a tempo.
#running
@prologic It escaped its guard rails! :-D I hope you're alright.
What I wouldn't give to being normal. To live in that bubble. The reality of the naive. That's how I justify this. To keep their optimism intact. To protect them.
[47°09′22″S, 126°43′47″W] Wind speed: 77kph