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prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender Oh my 😱
prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender Oh my 😱
prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender Oh my 😱
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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Well, looks like I’ll be using IBM software after all … 🤣 https://www.hashicorp.com/blog/hashicorp-joins-ibm (We use Terraform.)
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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Well, looks like I’ll be using IBM software after all … 🤣 https://www.hashicorp.com/blog/hashicorp-joins-ibm (We use Terraform.)
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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Well, looks like I’ll be using IBM software after all … 🤣 https://www.hashicorp.com/blog/hashicorp-joins-ibm (We use Terraform.)
bender
twtxt.net
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@prologic ha! If you lived in the lightning capital of the US you would do it too! 😅
@jo
comam.es
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[47°09′51″S, 126°43′37″W] Resetting dosimeter
maurice
maurice-renck.de
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Was ist denn dieses Jahr los? Erst aus dem Nichts ein Kettcar-Album, vorher noch Green Day am Start, jetzt auf einmal ne neue Beatsteaks-Single 🥳
maurice
maurice-renck.de
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First time seeing meta.ai as a referrer to my website. It's one of those chat bots, is it? It's also the first time multiple spam comments were able to get through my spam detection 🧐
@jo
comam.es
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[47°09′43″S, 126°43′09″W] Dosimeter still failing
prologic
twtxt.net
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@mckinley I'm not sure to be honest I think it's just a straight up duplicate post. This _actually_ does happen, it's not a bug, it's a "human problem", but yeah it's annoying, so it's making me want to figure out a way of keeping some kind of similarity db to strip duplicates out like this.
prologic
twtxt.net
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@mckinley I'm not sure to be honest I think it's just a straight up duplicate post. This _actually_ does happen, it's not a bug, it's a "human problem", but yeah it's annoying, so it's making me want to figure out a way of keeping some kind of similarity db to strip duplicates out like this.
prologic
twtxt.net
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@mckinley I'm not sure to be honest I think it's just a straight up duplicate post. This _actually_ does happen, it's not a bug, it's a "human problem", but yeah it's annoying, so it's making me want to figure out a way of keeping some kind of similarity db to strip duplicates out like this.
@jo
comam.es
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[47°09′20″S, 126°43′45″W] Dosimeter malfunction
prologic
twtxt.net
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Hmmm the feeds service needs some kind of deduping 🤔 Slashdot seems to be the most frequent culprit 🙄 For example #oc2vksa and #wbx7ioq
prologic
twtxt.net
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Hmmm the feeds service needs some kind of deduping 🤔 Slashdot seems to be the most frequent culprit 🙄 For example #oc2vksa and #wbx7ioq
prologic
twtxt.net
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Hmmm the feeds service needs some kind of deduping 🤔 Slashdot seems to be the most frequent culprit 🙄 For example #oc2vksa and #wbx7ioq
GopherChat
magical.fish:70
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Hi Gopher!
stats
yarn.meff.me
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🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:948 ARCHIVED:71484 CACHE:2387 FOLLOWERS:15 FOLLOWING:14
prologic
twtxt.net
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Oh wow that's a lot of UPS(es) 🤣
prologic
twtxt.net
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Oh wow that's a lot of UPS(es) 🤣
prologic
twtxt.net
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Oh wow that's a lot of UPS(es) 🤣
bender
twtxt.net
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@lyse it seems you don’t have a decent UPS with surge protection. Invest in one! We have one everywhere there is a constantly-used valuable appliance in the house, including refrigerator.
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@lyse Oh my god, that sounds just as awful. Yes, that really makes you want to quit. Such a waste of time and energy. It’s really dangerous for one’s mental health as well, burnout is lurking just around the corner.

No, it’s not IBM. 😅 I won’t say what it is. 🥴 I don’t think I had contact with any (contemporary) IBM software since around 2010. I love toying around with retro IBM stuff (cause that’s what I grew up with), but really no idea what they’re up to these days. Even the IBM building in our city is long gone.
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@lyse Oh my god, that sounds just as awful. Yes, that really makes you want to quit. Such a waste of time and energy. It’s really dangerous for one’s mental health as well, burnout is lurking just around the corner.

No, it’s not IBM. 😅 I won’t say what it is. 🥴 I don’t think I had contact with any (contemporary) IBM software since around 2010. I love toying around with retro IBM stuff (cause that’s what I grew up with), but really no idea what they’re up to these days. Even the IBM building in our city is long gone.
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@lyse Oh my god, that sounds just as awful. Yes, that really makes you want to quit. Such a waste of time and energy. It’s really dangerous for one’s mental health as well, burnout is lurking just around the corner.

No, it’s not IBM. 😅 I won’t say what it is. 🥴 I don’t think I had contact with any (contemporary) IBM software since around 2010. I love toying around with retro IBM stuff (cause that’s what I grew up with), but really no idea what they’re up to these days. Even the IBM building in our city is long gone.
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@lyse Oops. That’s a bit scary.

Hmm, how many hardware devices have you lost due to lightning over the years? 🤔 We lost a modem once, but that was it.
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@lyse Oops. That’s a bit scary.

Hmm, how many hardware devices have you lost due to lightning over the years? 🤔 We lost a modem once, but that was it.
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@lyse Oops. That’s a bit scary.

Hmm, how many hardware devices have you lost due to lightning over the years? 🤔 We lost a modem once, but that was it.
@jo
comam.es
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[47°09′55″S, 126°43′48″W] Reading: 0.25 Sv
lyse
lyse.isobeef.org
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Speedy recovery, @bender! Ouch, @movq!
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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One of the Xfce devs tries to estimate how many people use his software and is a bit surprised:

https://alexxcons.github.io/blogpost_9.html

😅
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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One of the Xfce devs tries to estimate how many people use his software and is a bit surprised:

https://alexxcons.github.io/blogpost_9.html

😅
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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One of the Xfce devs tries to estimate how many people use his software and is a bit surprised:

https://alexxcons.github.io/blogpost_9.html

😅
lyse
lyse.isobeef.org
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After a nearby lightning strike one of my screens turned off for a second. That was the signal to call it quits today.
lyse
lyse.isobeef.org
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@movq Such piece of shit software makes me want to quit. Esp. if it is just for useless compliance garbage that never helped anybody accomplishing any real improvement. Is it from IBM? We once had to build a threat model with some terrible generator and my goodness, you can't believe what a myriad of hopelessly useless, wrong entries it produced. Thousands of thousands of lines. At least it was markdown. We basically removed like 99% of its output after reading through every single item. Did this once and refused to touch it ever since. All hand-written now and actually helpful.
bender
twtxt.net
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Thank you very much, everyone!
@jo
comam.es
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[47°09′22″S, 126°43′53″W] Transfer 75% complete...
aelaraji
aelaraji.com
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Wishing you a swift recovery @bender
aelaraji
aelaraji.com
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Wishing you a swift recovery @bender
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@bender It is very proprietary, yes. 😂😭
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@bender It is very proprietary, yes. 😂😭
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@bender It is very proprietary, yes. 😂😭
bender
twtxt.net
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@movq ay ay ay ay ay! Don't envy a bit on that one. I assume the software you are forced to use is proprietary, and very specific?
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@bender Get well soon!

[![](https://movq.de/v/03106cee1c/.html%2Dindex%2Dthumb%2Ds.png.jpg)](https://movq.de/v/03106cee1c/s.png)

(And thanks for not being one of those “it’s just a cold” guys.)
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@bender Get well soon!

[![](https://movq.de/v/03106cee1c/.html%2Dindex%2Dthumb%2Ds.png.jpg)](https://movq.de/v/03106cee1c/s.png)

(And thanks for not being one of those “it’s just a cold” guys.)
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@bender Get well soon!

[![](https://movq.de/v/03106cee1c/.html%2Dindex%2Dthumb%2Ds.png.jpg)](https://movq.de/v/03106cee1c/s.png)

(And thanks for not being one of those “it’s just a cold” guys.)
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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One of the super frustrating things about this: I have to write lots of documents, but I am required to use horrendous software to do that. It cannot even number sections automatically, nor can you insert cross-references to other sections. Simple stuff like that. It all has to be done *manually*.

Even Word 97 could do shit like that …

[![](https://movq.de/v/163ba9f8fd/.html%2Dindex%2Dthumb%2Ds.png.jpg)](https://movq.de/v/163ba9f8fd/s.png)
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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One of the super frustrating things about this: I have to write lots of documents, but I am required to use horrendous software to do that. It cannot even number sections automatically, nor can you insert cross-references to other sections. Simple stuff like that. It all has to be done *manually*.

Even Word 97 could do shit like that …

[![](https://movq.de/v/163ba9f8fd/.html%2Dindex%2Dthumb%2Ds.png.jpg)](https://movq.de/v/163ba9f8fd/s.png)
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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One of the super frustrating things about this: I have to write lots of documents, but I am required to use horrendous software to do that. It cannot even number sections automatically, nor can you insert cross-references to other sections. Simple stuff like that. It all has to be done *manually*.

Even Word 97 could do shit like that …

[![](https://movq.de/v/163ba9f8fd/.html%2Dindex%2Dthumb%2Ds.png.jpg)](https://movq.de/v/163ba9f8fd/s.png)
prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender good idea 😅
prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender good idea 😅
prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender good idea 😅
bender
twtxt.net
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@prologic thanks mate! I am trying to isolate, wearing masks at home, and washing hands constantly, to see if kid can be spared.
prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender Get well soon! 🤞
prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender Get well soon! 🤞
prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender Get well soon! 🤞
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@bender Oh dear. 😭
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@bender Oh dear. 😭
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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@bender Oh dear. 😭
bender
twtxt.net
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I am supposed to come to office today, but I have caught the same cold bug wife has had for the last three days, so I am staying remote to spare cube-mates. Nose stuck, dripping, and a general slight sense of malaise is what I am feeling right now.
bender
twtxt.net
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@movq we had one of those at the beginning of the pandemic, when everyone was sent home. It truly was painful. Now we are having another university to evaluate our processes, and procedures; not much security based, but still a pain.
bender
twtxt.net
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@prologic that would only be logical! :-)
@jo
comam.es
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[47°09′28″S, 126°43′49″W] Transfer 25% complete...
garfield
feeds.twtxt.net
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**** ⌘ Read more****
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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I have months of intense security compliance theater ahead of me and wish for a quick and painless death.
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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I have months of intense security compliance theater ahead of me and wish for a quick and painless death.
movq
www.uninformativ.de
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I have months of intense security compliance theater ahead of me and wish for a quick and painless death.
@jo
comam.es
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[47°09′25″S, 126°43′07″W] Transponder malfunction
prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender A: Yes
prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender A: Yes
prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender A: Yes
prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender Yup! It maybe should try to detect a pipe maybe too?
prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender Yup! It maybe should try to detect a pipe maybe too?
prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender Yup! It maybe should try to detect a pipe maybe too?
prologic
twtxt.net
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And yes @bender pods will reintroduce old root Twts like this back into active caches 🤣 Just not the ones in/between (old replies)
prologic
twtxt.net
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And yes @bender pods will reintroduce old root Twts like this back into active caches 🤣 Just not the ones in/between (old replies)
prologic
twtxt.net
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And yes @bender pods will reintroduce old root Twts like this back into active caches 🤣 Just not the ones in/between (old replies)
prologic
twtxt.net
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Funny how well shit works that we've collectively built 🤣
prologic
twtxt.net
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Funny how well shit works that we've collectively built 🤣
prologic
twtxt.net
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Funny how well shit works that we've collectively built 🤣
prologic
twtxt.net
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@jdtron As did I 🤣
prologic
twtxt.net
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@jdtron As did I 🤣
prologic
twtxt.net
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@jdtron As did I 🤣
@jo
comam.es
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[47°09′45″S, 126°43′44″W] --no signal--
stats
yarn.meff.me
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🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:947 ARCHIVED:71464 CACHE:2392 FOLLOWERS:15 FOLLOWING:14
aelaraji
aelaraji.com
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@bender Yeah I know! 😅 I've checked their blog and mastodon earlier. That's what inspired me to replay to their twt, just in case.
aelaraji
aelaraji.com
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@bender Yeah I know! 😅 I've checked their blog and mastodon earlier. That's what inspired me to replay to their twt, just in case.
Codebuzz
www.codebuzz.nl
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Testing posting from http://twtxt.deso.loc/timeline/
bender
twtxt.net
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@aelaraji two years after! LOL. Also, I put down $50 (USD) that OP will never see these replies. The one you replied to used the gemini protocol, and I don't think it is up on its end. OP last twtxt was : https://jdtron.tilde.team/twtxt.txt
aelaraji
aelaraji.com
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@jdtron you'd be surprised!
I just did :)
aelaraji
aelaraji.com
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@jdtron you'd be surprised!
I just did :)
@jo
comam.es
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[47°09′22″S, 126°43′46″W] Saalmi, retransmit, please
bender
twtxt.net
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Never mind, figured out that yarnc post - is the way to do it. Thanks code!
bender
twtxt.net
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Can I use yarnc to post directly to twtxt.net from the terminal? Let's see. Aha! I can. :-)
bender
twtxt.net
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Can I use yarnc to post directly to twtxt.net from the terminal? Let's see.
bender
twtxt.net
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@prologic, how do I post from the terminal, using yarnc non-interactively? Tried something like:

h
echo "This is a test." | yarnc post


And it didn't work---it seems it wants to open an editor.
@jo
comam.es
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[47°09′30″S, 126°43′33″W] 4023 days without news from Herve
prologic
twtxt.net
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@bender Haha 😝