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Is this “flat UI” madness ever going to end? I’m beginning to lose hope.
Is this “flat UI” madness ever going to end? I’m beginning to lose hope.
@lyse Of course, those shitheads. 🤣 (Doesn’t really make a difference in practice, luckily. There aren’t that many of them.)
@lyse Of course, those shitheads. 🤣 (Doesn’t really make a difference in practice, luckily. There aren’t that many of them.)
@lyse Of course, those shitheads. 🤣 (Doesn’t really make a difference in practice, luckily. There aren’t that many of them.)
@lyse Of course, those shitheads. 🤣 (Doesn’t really make a difference in practice, luckily. There aren’t that many of them.)
@lyse Yeah improvements should roll out much more quickly than I can by hand 🤣
@lyse Yeah improvements should roll out much more quickly than I can by hand 🤣
@lyse Yeah improvements should roll out much more quickly than I can by hand 🤣
I just think it's hilarious that y'all say you don't use Yarn / twtxt.net in one breath, but in the same you say you frequently visited the frontpage of twtxt.net to catch up on stuff 🤣
I just think it's hilarious that y'all say you don't use Yarn / twtxt.net in one breath, but in the same you say you frequently visited the frontpage of twtxt.net to catch up on stuff 🤣
I just think it's hilarious that y'all say you don't use Yarn / twtxt.net in one breath, but in the same you say you frequently visited the frontpage of twtxt.net to catch up on stuff 🤣
@lyse Okay, so no "fire hose" 🤔
@lyse Okay, so no "fire hose" 🤔
@lyse Okay, so no "fire hose" 🤔
@lyse Speaking of which, can we make any obvious (low hanging fruit) improvements here? 🤔
@lyse Speaking of which, can we make any obvious (low hanging fruit) improvements here? 🤔
@lyse Speaking of which, can we make any obvious (low hanging fruit) improvements here? 🤔
@prologic Thanks mate, looking forward to the next weekend. :-) It appears I'm just in time with this tiny usability improvement: https://git.mills.io/yarnsocial/search/pulls/22
@movq I hear you. :-( Flight tickets are way too cheap. I'm also astonished, that night flying restrictions don't apply for politicians. Of course.
[47°09′03″S, 126°43′19″W] Dosimeter fixed
@prologic I believe that only a search box on the front page is better. Just like it is now. I still haven't got used to the advanced options, but that's an entirely different story.
@bender Glad you do. :-D
@movq Oof ouch! 😱
@movq Oof ouch! 😱
@movq Oof ouch! 😱
@prologic Yeah, they’re approaching three (!) parallel runways, directly above me. 😞 (The early days of Covid were super quiet and peaceful.)
@prologic Yeah, they’re approaching three (!) parallel runways, directly above me. 😞 (The early days of Covid were super quiet and peaceful.)
@prologic Yeah, they’re approaching three (!) parallel runways, directly above me. 😞 (The early days of Covid were super quiet and peaceful.)
@prologic Yeah, they’re approaching three (!) parallel runways, directly above me. 😞 (The early days of Covid were super quiet and peaceful.)
@movq Live in a flight path? 🤔
@movq Live in a flight path? 🤔
@movq Live in a flight path? 🤔
[47°09′43″S, 126°43′54″W] Dosimeter still failing
Of all the retro OSes that I’ve got running, SuSE 6.4 is clearly the most powerful one. It comes with a ton of software and development tools. Windows 2000, which was released around the same time, is basically “empty” in comparison.

But of course, none of that mattered. No *popular* software, no adoption. 😅 And yes, things like configuring the X server were stupid hard back then.
Of all the retro OSes that I’ve got running, SuSE 6.4 is clearly the most powerful one. It comes with a ton of software and development tools. Windows 2000, which was released around the same time, is basically “empty” in comparison.

But of course, none of that mattered. No *popular* software, no adoption. 😅 And yes, things like configuring the X server were stupid hard back then.
Of all the retro OSes that I’ve got running, SuSE 6.4 is clearly the most powerful one. It comes with a ton of software and development tools. Windows 2000, which was released around the same time, is basically “empty” in comparison.

But of course, none of that mattered. No *popular* software, no adoption. 😅 And yes, things like configuring the X server were stupid hard back then.
Of all the retro OSes that I’ve got running, SuSE 6.4 is clearly the most powerful one. It comes with a ton of software and development tools. Windows 2000, which was released around the same time, is basically “empty” in comparison.

But of course, none of that mattered. No *popular* software, no adoption. 😅 And yes, things like configuring the X server were stupid hard back then.
Damn those fucking planes and their noise.
Damn those fucking planes and their noise.
Damn those fucking planes and their noise.
Damn those fucking planes and their noise.
@eapl.me Is self hosting an instance (Yarn or Mastodon) just too hard for most? 🤔 I know standing up 'as to don is a biatch for sure 🤣
@eapl.me Is self hosting an instance (Yarn or Mastodon) just too hard for most? 🤔 I know standing up 'as to don is a biatch for sure 🤣
@eapl.me Is self hosting an instance (Yarn or Mastodon) just too hard for most? 🤔 I know standing up 'as to don is a biatch for sure 🤣
Haha 🤣 No worries! Maune that use-case can move to the search engine / crawler? 🤔

How do we all feel about a "fire hose" front page on https://search.twtxt.net/ ? 🤔
Haha 🤣 No worries! Maune that use-case can move to the search engine / crawler? 🤔

How do we all feel about a "fire hose" front page on https://search.twtxt.net/ ? 🤔
Haha 🤣 No worries! Maune that use-case can move to the search engine / crawler? 🤔

How do we all feel about a "fire hose" front page on https://search.twtxt.net/ ? 🤔
@prologic
That's awesome!! Congratulations! 🎉🎉
@prologic
That's awesome!! Congratulations! 🎉🎉
🧮 USERS:1 FEEDS:2 TWTS:954 ARCHIVED:71577 CACHE:2425 FOLLOWERS:15 FOLLOWING:14
@adi I kinda bounced off learning go properly a few years back. This little toy would be a good thing to try again on, now that you mention it. Maybe.
@adi I kinda bounced off learning go properly a few years back. This little toy would be a good thing to try again on, now that you mention it. Maybe.
Since I finally configured X11 in this VM for shenanigans

The original tuXeyes running in a SuSE Linux 6.4 VM and my clone from 2017 (which does not depend on a now ancient version of Qt):

[![](https://www.uninformativ.de/desktop/.html%2Dindex%2Dthumb%2D2024%2D04%2D30%2D%2Dkatriawm%2Dtuxeyeception.jpg.jpg)](https://www.uninformativ.de/desktop/2024%2D04%2D30%2D%2Dkatriawm%2Dtuxeyeception.jpg)
Since I finally configured X11 in this VM for shenanigans

The original tuXeyes running in a SuSE Linux 6.4 VM and my clone from 2017 (which does not depend on a now ancient version of Qt):

[![](https://www.uninformativ.de/desktop/.html%2Dindex%2Dthumb%2D2024%2D04%2D30%2D%2Dkatriawm%2Dtuxeyeception.jpg.jpg)](https://www.uninformativ.de/desktop/2024%2D04%2D30%2D%2Dkatriawm%2Dtuxeyeception.jpg)
Since I finally configured X11 in this VM for shenanigans

The original tuXeyes running in a SuSE Linux 6.4 VM and my clone from 2017 (which does not depend on a now ancient version of Qt):

[![](https://www.uninformativ.de/desktop/.html%2Dindex%2Dthumb%2D2024%2D04%2D30%2D%2Dkatriawm%2Dtuxeyeception.jpg.jpg)](https://www.uninformativ.de/desktop/2024%2D04%2D30%2D%2Dkatriawm%2Dtuxeyeception.jpg)
Since I finally configured X11 in this VM for shenanigans

The original tuXeyes running in a SuSE Linux 6.4 VM and my clone from 2017 (which does not depend on a now ancient version of Qt):

[![](https://www.uninformativ.de/desktop/.html%2Dindex%2Dthumb%2D2024%2D04%2D30%2D%2Dkatriawm%2Dtuxeyeception.jpg.jpg)](https://www.uninformativ.de/desktop/2024%2D04%2D30%2D%2Dkatriawm%2Dtuxeyeception.jpg)
@lyse I feel blessed already! :-P
@lyse

> And I come back to twtxt.net every now and then to read up on conversations that seem to be incomplete in my own client. Like if a new feed appears that I don't follow (yet). That's certainly a convenience that I do enjoy. Thank you for that!

Indeed, I do that as well.
@lyse

> And I come back to twtxt.net every now and then to read up on conversations that seem to be incomplete in my own client. Like if a new feed appears that I don't follow (yet). That's certainly a convenience that I do enjoy. Thank you for that!

Indeed, I do that as well.
@lyse

> And I come back to twtxt.net every now and then to read up on conversations that seem to be incomplete in my own client. Like if a new feed appears that I don't follow (yet). That's certainly a convenience that I do enjoy. Thank you for that!

Indeed, I do that as well.
@lyse

> And I come back to twtxt.net every now and then to read up on conversations that seem to be incomplete in my own client. Like if a new feed appears that I don't follow (yet). That's certainly a convenience that I do enjoy. Thank you for that!

Indeed, I do that as well.
[47°09′37″S, 126°43′10″W] Resetting dosimeter
@prologic @movq Thank you! :-)
@bender Let's hope your life quality will improve with that single purpose tool. :-D
@prologic Heck yeah, grats!
@prologic Like @movq said, it is a very niche thing. But that has always been a good thing in my opinion. And I do still think so. :-)

yarnd in particular is too heavy for me personally, I just like the simplicity of wacking a file on my server and voilà. But other than that, I still support that software. :-)

And I come back to twtxt.net every now and then to read up on conversations that seem to be incomplete in my own client. Like if a new feed appears that I don't follow (yet). That's certainly a convenience that I do enjoy. Thank you for that!
Started writing something from scratch yesterday using thread(3) and wow do I miss writing in Limbo instead. :-/ #plan9
Started writing something from scratch yesterday using thread(3) and wow do I miss writing in Limbo instead. :-/ #plan9
[47°09′50″S, 126°43′53″W] Dosimeter malfunction
@movq I love it! Wish there were words like those in English! 🤣
@movq Thanks!
@movq Thanks!
@movq Thanks!
@prologic Congratz! 🥳
@prologic Congratz! 🥳
@prologic Congratz! 🥳
@prologic Congratz! 🥳
Whoo! 🥳 I won 2 of my 3 singles tonight! 🏓
Whoo! 🥳 I won 2 of my 3 singles tonight! 🏓
Whoo! 🥳 I won 2 of my 3 singles tonight! 🏓
Pinellas County - Base: 5.02 miles, 00:09:11 average pace, 00:46:04 duration
felt pretty great physically. i do not think i am totally recovered, but definitely on the cusp. i was able to keep it pretty controlled too which i was happy with.
#running
Pinellas County - Base: 5.02 miles, 00:09:11 average pace, 00:46:04 duration
felt great physically. i do not think i am totally recovered but definitely on the cusp. i was able to keep it pretty controlled to which i was happy with.
#running
Pinellas County - Base: 5.02 miles, 00:09:11 average pace, 00:46:04 duration
felt great physically. i do not think i am totally recovered but definitely on the cusp. i was able to keep it pretty controlled to which i was happy with.
#running
Pinellas County - Base: 5.02 miles, 00:09:11 average pace, 00:46:04 duration
felt great physically. i do not think i am totally recovered but definitely on the cusp. i was able to keep it pretty controlled to which i was happy with.
#running
@lyse My goodness, you have feet of steel. 😅 Yay, geese!
@lyse My goodness, you have feet of steel. 😅 Yay, geese!
@lyse My goodness, you have feet of steel. 😅 Yay, geese!
@lyse My goodness, you have feet of steel. 😅 Yay, geese!
@bender To quote from the german version of ISO 27001:

> Änderungen an Informationsverarbeitungseinrichtungen und Informationssystemen sollten Gegenstand von Änderungsmanagementverfahren sein.

Fuck off, you cunts. 🤣🖕
@bender To quote from the german version of ISO 27001:

> Änderungen an Informationsverarbeitungseinrichtungen und Informationssystemen sollten Gegenstand von Änderungsmanagementverfahren sein.

Fuck off, you cunts. 🤣🖕
@bender To quote from the german version of ISO 27001:

> Änderungen an Informationsverarbeitungseinrichtungen und Informationssystemen sollten Gegenstand von Änderungsmanagementverfahren sein.

Fuck off, you cunts. 🤣🖕
@bender To quote from the german version of ISO 27001:

> Änderungen an Informationsverarbeitungseinrichtungen und Informationssystemen sollten Gegenstand von Änderungsmanagementverfahren sein.

Fuck off, you cunts. 🤣🖕
Having slept for only 2 hours, I truly feel like, well, someone who has only slept 2 hours. 🤭 Can't wait for lunch time to take a small nap.
[47°09′51″S, 126°43′26″W] 4030 days without news from Herve
Today I learned about “ eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher”, and one is coming my way from Amazon. 😂
Today I learned about “eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher”, and one is coming my way from Amazon. 😂
#bomdia ciberlandia ;* versão da hello kitty com corpo de hulk
#bomdia ciberlandia ;* versão da hello kitty com corpo de hulk
[47°09′09″S, 126°43′23″W] Storm recedes -- back to normal work